Parents Get Peppa Pig Piñata For Kid's Birthday Party, Backfires Terribly

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    Font - r/tifu + Join u/Zeaus03 · 1d 1 9 27 3 5 8 TIFU By buying my two year old daughter a Peppa the Pig pinata for her birthday. M This well meaning gesture turned into tragedy happened today. Like many toddlers, my kid loves that horrible little creature called Peppa. While I was shopping for birthday supplies this week I saw a Peppa pinata and instantly thought two things: The kid is going to love this and l'm going to love seeing Peppa get deleted with a stick.
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    Font - She saw it a couple times during the week and each time she was like PEPPA! HI PEPPA! THAT'S PEPPA! So I knew without a shadow of a doubt I had made the right choice. Cue the main event. In one corner we have Peppa and in the other corner have 15 older kids jacked up on cup cakes and soda. They don't care about Peppa they only care about getting their next fix and they know that fix is inside the paper piglet. My wife is holding the kid and I'm standing beside them. The first kid steps up
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    Font - Second swing, some light contact is made. This is where it goes down hill. I look over and see visible concern on my daughters face. Third swing, contact. Full on THWACK! The parents cheer and the kids are now at a near fever pitch of excitement. Except for one. The one who's birthday we're here to celebrate. She bursts into tears and I looked at my wife. In that moment we both realized we ed up. f She's two, she doesn't know what This is her first time seeing one. What she is seeing is h
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    Font - That should be the end of the story right? A lesson learned on what not to do next time. Nope. My wife needed to use the bathroom so the kid was wandering around the living room. My mom who was in the upstairs bathroom comes downstairs and saw the kid and the excitement going on outside and scooper her up and brought her outside. I'm on the other side of the yard as I see my mom come out with the kid and start walking towards her. To late, she stops at the edge of the deck, giving my daug
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    Organism - My kid? Lost her her god damn mind, full on ugly cry while muttering peppa... peppa... peppa... in-between sobs. Thankfully kids that age have short memories but it took her a good 45 to fully settle down from watching the murder of her beloved Peppa.
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    Font - Bonus light TIFU: I did not dispose of the body appropriately and while I was cleaning up I heard some rummaging in the other room and a few moments later my daughter came into the room dragged the mangled remains of Peppa by her foot. She played with it for a few minutes and gave it a few hugs. I hope she got the closure she needed. TI:DR I traumatized my two year old daughter by making her watch her favorite cartoon character get obliterated by the end of a broomstick on her birthday. 6

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