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Trump Made a New Enemy and It's Australia For Some Reason and Australia Twitter Thinks It's Hilarious Because WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE

Yesterday, Trump got on the phone with a host of world leaders, and presumably, by the time he got Austrailia, he had had enough. 

The Washington Postreported, "At one point, Trump informed Turnbull that he had spoken with four other world leaders that day — including Russian President Vladi­mir Putin — and that 'this was the worst call by far.'" So it looks like things between the US and its allies are good. 

While we in the US got worried about that reality-TV gameshow host's, uh, hostile approach to foreign policy, Australians loved hearing about the bullying of Prime Minister. Twitter was ablaze with people making fun of him. Check it out:

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    All the world's a schoolyard.

    Text - 9:06 pm О 34% o Optus AU Tweet thomas violence @thomas_violence for Americans that want a bit of context: our PM is a cowardly baby who has been cowering in fright from the far right of his own party 2/2/17, 4:51 pm 135 RETWEETS 316 LIKES thomas violence @thomas_vio... 4h being relentlessly bullied is kind of his "thing" Reply to thomas violence Notifications Messages Home Explore Ме
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    Made your g'day

    Text - 9:07 pm О 33% oo Optus AU Tweet Astro Upulie @upulie Idon't know if Americans realise just how much you have made our day here in Australia 2/2/17, 2:46 pm 50 RETWEETS 159 LIKES Astro Upulie @upulie 6h this is practically a national day of patriotic devotion for us 3 31 Reply to Astro Upulie Notifications Messages МMe Home Explore
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    It looks like Australians are on the Trump Train for this one.

    Text - 9:10 pm o Optus AU 1 0 31% Tweet fakeed @fakeedbutler turnbull was the only one who didn't get stuck into trump and he gets repaid by being massively owned on a global scale 2/2/17, 11:45 am 54 RETWEETS 97 LIKES Jan @jan_olson 9h @fakeedbutler @TomOfNors Trump can obviously identify a brown-nose like @TurnbullMalcolm & co #LNP Reply to fakeed Notifications Messages Home Explore Мe
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    Or maybe not. They're beneficial bacteria in our butt.

    Text - 9:10 pm О 32% oo Optus AU Tweet 33 13 Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard FILE PHOTO Australia as lived so far up the US's butthole for so long you don 't even feel us. We're like beneficial bacteria at this point. 2/2/17, 12:21 pm 3 RETWEETS 22 LIKES Matt Back MPvrorufus : 8h. Reply to Gabriel Morton Notifications Messages Explore Home Мe
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    Please see: @TrumpDraws

    Text - 9:09 pm O 32% oo Optus AU < Tweet Kaleb Horton @kalebhorton If you had a test, and the only problem was "draw a dog or make a dog sound," this is like failing that. No 'G'day, mate': On call with Australian prime minister, Trump badgers and brags washingtonpost.com 212117 12:28 nm. Reply to Kaleb Horton, Washingto... Notifications Messages Home Explore Me
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    Life comes at you fast.

    Text - О 33% 9:07 pm oo Optus AU Tweet fakeed @fakeedbutler SEVEN MINUTES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The Australian @australian Do you believe it? The Obama #BREAKING The US embassy in ation agreed to take Canberra confirms Trump intends to honour US-Australia refugee deal bit.ly/2)XMPOW #auspol thousands of illegal immigrants from Australia. Why? I will study this dumb deal! 2:48pm-2 Feb 2017 SocialFlow 2:55pm 2 Feb 2017 Twitter for Android 4 REPLIES 8 RETWEETS 3 LIKES 1,160 REPLIES 1,536
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    Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense.

    Text - 9:10 pm o Optus AU 1 0 31% < Tweet Mark Rankin @sugarbuzz12 Trump insulting the Australian PM is a bootable offense 2/2/17, 12:00 pm 155 RETWEETS 341 LIKES Reply to Mark Rankin Notifications Messages Explore Home Мe
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    DO. NOT. NORMALIZE.

    Text - O 31% 9:10 pm o Optus AU Tweet Pixelated Boat @pixelatedboat In phone call to Australian PM, Trump calls the platypus "an affront to God," orders him to "kill them all" 2/2/17, 12:05 pm 296 RETWEETS 793 LIKES RM @dorsalstream 7h @pixelatedboat "Who paid for your wallabies? Are those baby walls cause they sound like baby walls. I did great with babies by the way." Reply to Pixelated Boat Notifications Messages Explore Home Мe
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    Loving all this Simpsons stuff.

    Text - 9:09 pm O 32% .oo Optus AU Tweet Josh Taylor @joshgnosis Add it to the file. SLIDE CAROUSEL #8402A AUSTRALIA, Hurt Feelings of 2/2/17, 12:23 pm Reply to Josh Taylor Notifications Messages Explore Home Me
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    Australia is kind of bumming me out right now.

    Text - О 32% 9:09 pm o Optus AU Tweet Tim @timsterne Careful, Mr Trump. Australia is slow to anger, but provoke us enough & we will not hesitate to mope a bit then continue licking your boots 2/2/17, 12:27 pm 140 RETWEETS 280 LIKES Miss BetseyTrotwood @Suzy... 8h @timsterne @MariaSherwood2 you need to engage your greatest weapon - Send Abbott in his Reply to Tim Notifications Messages Explore Home Мe
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    Wow. Even "Pooper" doesn't like Turnbull

    Text - О 33% 9:08 pm oo Optus AU Tweet pooper @lonelydandruff Americans: omg how can trump be so rude to turnbull uwu Australians: Imao finish him 2/2/17, 2:36 pm 98 RETWEETS 359 LIKES SONJA@PINKYPIE41 6h @lonelydandruff it feels like he wants the U.S go to war. 61 Reply to pooper Notifications Messages Explore Home Мe
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    He's a real Young Einstein.

    Text - 9:07 pm О 33% o Optus AU Tweet Patrick Monahan Фpattymo Trump is really mad at Australia because in the 90s everyone laughed at him when he couldn't understand Yahoo Serious was a guy's name 2/2/17, 3:16 pm 19 RETWEETS 236 LIKES Mark Agee @MarkAgee 5h @pattymo Bannon hates Australia Reply to Patrick Monahan Notifications Messages Explore Home Мe
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    He's so good at that.

    Text - 9:06 pm О 34% o Optus AU Tweet SBS Comedy SBS @SBSComedy Turnbull Still Pretending To Be On Phone Call Hours After Trump Hung Up sbs.com.au/comedy/article... Reply to SBS Comedy Notifications Messages Explore Home Мe
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    Ouch.

    Text - 9:06 pm О 34% o Optus AU Tweet Emily Mulligan @emilycmulligan EQUALITY nah The Age @theage COMMENT: You have to feel sympathy for the Prime Minister. #auspol theage.com.au/comment/view-f... 2/2/17, 3:46 pm 5 RETWEETS 15 LIKES HUMANIST @interUNFAO 4h @emilvcmulligan @emiav505. Reply to Emily Mulligan Notifications Messages Explore Home Мe
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    It's just a bit of fun.

    Text - 9:06 pm О 34% o Optus AU Tweet Chris Woods @tophermwoods "The reports that the President made fart noises every time I tried to speak are not true. We were both having fun." Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan "The reports that the President hung up on me is not true. The call ended courteously," Turnbull to @3AW693 2/2/17, 4:19 pm 2 RETWEETS 7 LIKES Reply to Chris Woods Notifications Messages Explore Home Мe
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    That's a lot, I guess.

    Text - o Optus AU 9:05 pm 1 0 34% Tweet michael hing @hingers Imagine spending $1.75 million for the honour of being blasted over the phone by a serial sex pest. 2/2/17, 5:26 pm 24 RETWEETS 104 LIKES michael hing @hingers 3h .@TurnbullMalcolm - umight wanna ask trump what he thinks of that as a deal hey 17 Reply to michael hing Notifications Messages Explore Home Me
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    Earth 2 sounds terrible.

    Text - O 32% 9:09 pm oo Optus AU Tweet lan Millhiser @imillhiser Meanwhile, on Earth 2, President Clinton spoke to Prime Minister Turnbull of Australia and reaffirmed our two nations' enduring friendship. 2/2/17, 12:40 pm 69 RETWEETS 265 LIKES Donna Lynn Borst @donnabor 6h @imillhiser Sigh . . . Your posts Reply to lan Millhiser Notifications Messages Explore Home Мe
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