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The Worst Things People Have Witnessed In Public Restrooms

We would all much rather do our business from the comforts of our home bathroom, alas, we can't enjoy the coziness of our own bathrooms. Sometimes, we gotta get a little bit out of our comfort zone. Apparently, some people have no idea how to behave in a public restroom. A recent AskMen subreddit thread exposed all the crazy and disgusting things people have experienced in public restrooms, and it makes us never want to go on a road trip again. On second thought, it makes us never want to leave the house again. Scroll down for these bathroom horror stories. 

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    Plant - Posted by u/nams0 16 hours ago I just witnessed a man using a urinal with both of his hands firmly placed on his hips in some kind of power stance. What other uncomfortable situations have you experienced in the men's restroom?
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    As super clean, perfect females, we were not prepared to read the following. Brace yourself. 


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    Facial expression - ENDOFZERO · 15h I was peeing at a urinal at like Target, when some dude came in while talking on speaker phone, walks into the stall, proceeds to put the phone on the floor while still on speaker, and have violent diarrhea. I was just like, wtf and who do you hate that much to let them hear you shitting like that.
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    This is horrifying. People really have no shame. 


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    Font - LP_Aussie · 9h Stopped at a rest stop in rural Australia. Theres only two single person restrooms so I wait on one as they're both full. This tiny little brunette lady, like 5'4 and 120 at most comes out, sees me waiting and locks eyes with me for half a second, averts her eyes and whispers so low I have to strain to hear it "I'm sorry" and power walks to her car. I'm a bit terrified so I open the door slowly and im greeted by this hellscape: human shit is piled higher than the toilet, wh
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    Font - OofPleases · 14h Was pissing in a bathroom in friend's dorm building, then I heard some feminine moans from the showers. Granted I can't say much since I've done similar. I've also heard a guy yell "GET OUT OF MY BODY!", while going to the bathroom before a cross country meet, he was in the stalI.
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    Facial expression - aHarmacist 15h Once I walked into the work bathroom when a bunch of suits were in town. One of said suits was draining the lizard at a urinal and as I walk in he turns his head - mid-stream, mind you - gives me a big ol' grin and says "Hey, how's it going?!" Absolute sociopath behavior.
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    Mammal - LP_Aussie · 9h My first week at a job. Im a new security guy, pissing in the mens room. This fucking associate names Keanu (kee-new) walks up to next urinal, looks at my cock over the privacy wall, introduces himself, and trys to shake my hand. If you're reading this Keanu I respect you a lot, and also wat tha fuck man.
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    Human body - ArizonaRon98 · 15h Used to work at Target back in the day. One of my coworkers that got hired on around the same time as me used to always take dumps with the stall door open. Not in an employee restroom, mind you. The same restroom customers would use.
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    Human body - a_moose_not_a_goose · 12h I walked into a Walmart bathroom and this dude was in a stall pooping and singing that "people fall in love in mysterious ways" song. I've hated Ed Sheeran ever since.

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    Smile - Halas1920 · 12h At a Panthers game I walked in and saw a dad and his son standing at the urinal in an absolutely full bathroom with their pants around their ankles. I just knew that it was real cause u can't get that drunk on watered down beer at a football game.
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    Font - TheDevilsAdvokaat · 13h A three man set of urinals and someone picks the middle one.
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    Facial expression - MrTadpole1986 · 16h A friend of mine when drunk would pull his trousers and pants down all the way to the floor and use the urinal like a child. Sometimes he would say loudly "come on little jamie. You can do it" hilarious for me. Uncomfortable for strangers
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    Font - mypoopscaresflysaway · 16h Explosive Diarrhoea in a Mexican restaurant like the dude has surrenderd all dignity and hope of humanity as his primal urge to get some relief has kicked in. Also randoms at the urinal who let go huge farts standing next to you like its their god given privilege.

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    Rectangle - Williw0w · 9h Public restroom in a park. Had to poop bad, no door. So a 4-5yo come in and just starts talking to me and I don't want to wipe or move because he might see my junk and I don't want to be that guy. I am psychologicaly at my most vulnerable when I need to wipe. He would not leave, no matter what I said to him. It felt like 2 hours but was only 25 minutes. My legs were numb and he still wouldn't go away. Finally I screamed "SNAKE" and he didn't run, just looked around so I
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    Mammal - Henfrid · 8h Had a guy come up behind me mid piss and slap my ass. HARD. Like so hard I dick in the air and got piss on the wall and my shoes. threw my I turned around and he realized I was not whoever the hell he thought I was and ran away.
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    Facial expression - stevedresnor · 11h Several year ago, at the local watering hole I pull up next to a buddy of mine who I hadn't seen in a while. He was mid-stream and when he noticed me turned 90 degrees and said "Hey bud, how's things goin'?" Things were going' pretty good Rob, until you pissed all over my leg.
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.