Horrifying Houseguests Who Exist Solely To Destroy People's Homes

You've heard of psycho roommates and crazy neighbors, but this week, we're getting into a whole 'nother level of horrifying.

Redditor u/xxHEYxx launched an r/AskReddit asking people to detail their worst experiences having houseguests ever, and after reading about these horrible people, we're counting our blessings. These houseguests seem to have emerged directly from hell, and we need to send them back before they take over. From the child who decided to stomp a poor chipmunk to death to people straight-up stealing prescription medication and shoes from their hosts, we would never invite these guests into our home again. Especially not the person who smoked opium inside someone else's home — after they were told not to do that at all.

Someone on this thread had a guest who decided they needed to cut their toenails in the host's living room even though they were only visiting for a few hours. What?

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You're all in for a rude awakening. Get ready to never invite anybody into your home ever again.

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This one is just scary. Someone should check into that psycho little girl's mental health. Something is severely off here, like "future serial killer" off.

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$Font - Plestiodonobsoletus · 10h 2 It's so hard to choose so I have to give 3 answers. 1. smoked opium in my house after I told him he couldn't smoke opium in my house. 2. Got in a fistfight in my living room and smashed up some shit in the process (accidentally punched me in the fracas) 3. Gave someone a haircut while I was passed out and left the hair all over the floor. The first 2 was the same friend and the last one was actually his younger brother who received the haircut$

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