Pettiest Reasons Lawyers Witnessed Divorces

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mattstaff
Jul 23, 2021 2:00 PM EDT

Love is a dangerous chemical. It drives people to absolute insanity. Rationality has a tendency to be tossed right out the window when you find yourself blinded by those fiercely euphoric rose-colored glasses, and willing to do pretty much everything to keep the love alive. And then oh boy, when that very love runs its natural course, things flicker out, and then the other feelings start to bubble to the surface. That's when the pettiness can really come out to play. So, it's no wonder that lawyers end up encountering some wildly petty scenarios between ex lovers that decided to call it quits. 

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    Rectangle - ITS_JUST_LOW_T•12h 1 Award My father in law and mother in law's breaking point was when he threw a breadcrumb at her from across the kitchen. The divorce took 4 years to settle. 6 Reply 4 1.5k 3 ...
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    Font - rks1743 · 10h A client and his wife came in regarding a real estate transaction. At the end of the consultation, the client casually stated that he would like to divorce his wife. I was stunned, the wife started crying, the client started rubbing his wife's shoulder and told her that everything would be okay. That was an awkward few minutes. G Reply 4 2k 3 ...
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    Font - Hotmilf201 · 7h 3 1 Award I had a client who with his wife were into a computer game like the Sims only more x rated, I think it was called Second Life, where you have an avatar and can interact with other people's avatars. He suspected his wife of, through her avatar, hijinks and made his own avatar to stalk her in the game. Sure enough her avatar was doing the dirty with some dude's avatar. That was it for my client. G Reply 1.5k 3 ... +
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    Rectangle - automind • 11h the husband kept putting wet/used towel on their bed. 6 Reply 4 2.4k 3 ...
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    Font - Brkiri • 12h 1 Award Nobody ever believes me about this one, but it's true. A man wanted a divorce from his wife because - and he gave this example as the "last straw" - his wife ate those nasty pumpkin Halloween candies, like candy corn but pumpkin shaped. He had been looking forward to them all day and when he got home, she had eaten them all. He snapped. Swear on my life this story is true. G Reply 3.4k 3 ...
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    Font - Infamous-Offer6342 · 2h Wife wanted divorce like 2 months into marriage because the husband would squeeze the toothpaste from the top and not bottom. She claims to have told him a millions times over to stop. Would have been easier to get 2 toothpastes i thought. 6 Reply 4 133 3 ...
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    Rectangle - ocelot_piss · 10h 1 Award Not a lawyer, but l'd like to put forward my own mother's top reason for divorcing my father. "Farts loudly in public" 6 Reply 1 1k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - vosegus91 · 8h I know a guy who divorced his wife bc she refused to learn to cook a certain fish dish his mom used to cook lol G Reply 578 3 ...
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    Font - weberster · 8h Not a lawyer: My Mom's coworker divorced over dishes in the dishwasher. The wife would get so frustrated over the husband (coworker) not rinsing dishes before he loads them in the dishwasher. To compromise, they bought a super nice, top of the line dishwasher. Solves the problem, right? She yelled about the dishes that night. He filed for divorce the next day. 6 Reply 1 558 4 +
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    Rectangle - _deteriorate · 8h Obligatory, I'm not a lawyer, but my wife left me cause she didn't like the way I fell down a step G Reply 1 331 ...
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    Font - BanditXI • 3h This was a couple of years back but I had a client which divorced because they made a bet to whoever reaches the highest level they can in COIN MASTER and the wife lost £500 and they divorced after a sh*tfest of an argument G Reply 4 84 ...
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    Rectangle - Thatsugarbunny · 1h My dad was a lawyer, not me. He once told me that a divorce came in because the wife would just scream at the top of her lungs randomly. G Reply ...
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    Rectangle - mystique_Wolf • 3h well My cousins dad is a lawyer and he once saw a couple divorce after 12 years because "he smells" 6 Reply 1 13 3 ...
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