Obnoxious and Awkward Things Done By American Tourists

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    Smile - Are-Sole · 9h 4 3 3 2 3 I once got told by an American tourist that I spoke English quite well. I'm English and this was in England.
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    Font - Red_Eight_Zero · 10h e2 Not exactly disrespectful or inappropriate, but certainly weird. I meet an American tourist that seemed very confused so I walked up to her and asked her if I could help. She told me yes and asked me how to get to the famous alps and cuckoo clock workshops. .. I had to explain to her that she was in Sweden, not Switzerland.
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    Smile - MellotronSymphony · 9h 3 3 Claiming that Ireland isn't "properly" Irish, and that the only way to experience "true", "traditional" Irish culture is to visit Boston.
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    Organism - Nexso1640 · 10h · edited 9h The guy got pretty angry that my English sucked when asking me for directions, I mean yeah It can be frustrating but Im taking the time to help you wtf dude. He said I lived in Canada so I was supposed to speak it flawlessly like dude I spoke French my entire life but I'm doing my best over here to communicate sorry for the accent.
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    Font - theswamphag - 8h While interrailing on France a couple of American dudes were very loudly talking s!.: about other passengers (I got my fair share). Apparently they tought nobody could understand them. Shut them up by talking English to my friend.
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    Font - IcyVeinz · 9h Iceland. We get a lot of tourism when there isn't a pandemic and about half are American. It's mostly just ignorance and the refusal to accept that things work differently here. Also, while most people here speak English to some degree there are a few tourists that are furious about it not being the default language in businesses that aren't even connected to tourism. God forbid we speak our own language at work. Oh and Northern Lights. There's a ton of people who seem to th
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    Product - UncleHeavy · 8h "Mommy's busy baby, why don't you go climb on the big rocks?" That was at Stonehenge. I also saw a bunch of American college students try to climb the Great Pyramid at Giza until serious uniformed men with firearms stopped them.
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    Font - Axiah - 10h e An American tourist orders a turkey dinner at a restaurant, and then flags down the server to let her know that the kitchen forgot the cranberry sauce. The server comes back with it in a small dish. After she finished her meal, someone at the table pointed out that she'd forgotten to use the cranberry sauce that she asked for. She says: “Oh, I don't like cranberry sauce" So the person at the table follows up with "Then why did you ask the server to bring you some?!" Her answ
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    Font - lullabyluddite - 8h I had dinner with an American in China. He asked for water in English, and the waiter didn't understand. He spoke up and repeated himself in a patronisingly slow voice, and again the waiter, not being able to speak English, didn't understand. I asked for the water in Chinese and the waiter left. The American then said "it's so infuriating here sometimes". There are many things that can be annoying and inconvenient in China, but simply expecting people to understand you
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    Human body - am_i-lost - 9h I was in Rome and a lady was confused why the confectionery stand man wouldn't take her dollars
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    Font - marxsmarks - 8h My parents owned a motel when I was younger. An American women stay for a night and she set the fire alarm off. She took an electric wall kettle (jug) off its heating element, put it on the stove, turned it on and gone to the bathroom. Completely destroyed the kettle and stove from what I remember.
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    Font - simonjp - 3h Oh that reminded me of a time when I was flying home to London and in Heathrow an older American woman asked me where to find the taxi rank. I can't remember exactly how we got to this point, but she let me know she intended to use dollars. I explained that we use pounds and she could change her dollars to pounds at the bureau de change opposite. "Green's green, honey"
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    Smile - Are-Sole · 7h The best one I've heard was the American tourist complaining that they built Edinburgh castle so far from the train station.
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    Font - MizElaneous · 13h 3 Talk to me in slow, shouting English as if I don't understand. He was in western Canada, where everybody speaks English, and I'd already even said something in English to him.
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    Smile - rubenvdheuv · 9h Not disrespectful but kinda funny, Bruges in Belgium is a nicely preserved town with many medieval elements. Apparently a lot of American tourists ask the locals "when does this theme park close?"
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    Font - random-shit-writing - 9h They made fun of our money and how it looked. They claimed they couldn't figure it out because it was so weird, so they threw a bunch of bills at my sister and asked her to figure it out and give them change. We're Canadian. The number is literally on the bill. We all spoke English. They gave my sister several hundred dollar bills. This was at an apple festival and the fries only cost $5. Wtf
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    Human body - oyloff - 9h I have seen a very drunk American tourist in his is 20's explaining to a Viet bartender in Viet Nam how his American grandfather freed Viet Nam of communists.
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    Font - Mizfit1991 · 8h "Why are you all not in Kilts? Oh I'm Scottish my great great great great grandfather was from Scotland and his dad was a clan chieftain." 99% of us Scots don't care, some will humour, others will outright call out on that bulls:..
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    Font - GuessImDoingDis · 9h O While working at Maccas I overheard an American tourist tell his family that they were going to eat some good food, not foreign garbage while they were waiting in line to order a
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    Font - frankiestree · 8h > I was in a tour group in Tajikistan and we were inside a locals house who had invited us in for tea and he was telling us about his family and how many children they have etc. The only American in the group piped up and asked 'what contraception does your wife use, does she use herbs or something?.. Everyone was just aghast and he politely avoided the question, then there was a long awkward silence. And so the she asked AGAIN! At that point another tour member interjec
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    Font - herissonberserk · 8h She asked me about the different churches in our city (we have quite a lot, some very old), which were the prettiest, etc, and asked me to point those on the map, and I obliged since she was polite. So far so good. Then she asked which one was my fave for sunday service. I said as respectfully as I could that I didn't, actually, go to church. Then she forcefully grabbed my arm, drew a cross sign on my brow, and told me she would pray for me Lady, well, don't touch me,
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    Font - AmarulaKilledMe · 6h South African here; Americans tend to have this habbit where they will climb out of their vehicle in the middle of a game reserve, get attacked by a wild animal because they wanted to get closer or try to pet it, and then cry about it. I thought people that come from the country that has Grizzly bears and mountain lions would be a bit more cautious around wild animals. Also, the shock they experience when they realise there are cities here and not everyone is living i
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    Font - Bedlamcitylimit - 8h Not inappropriate, just moronic and facepalm worthy. Saw an American Karen scream at people in London (UK) at Britain for stealing America's place names.
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    Font - v10_dog · 6h - edited 3h German here. Never go to visit any concentration camp museum without understanding that in less than 10 minutes your blood will start to boil because of how disrespectful tourists can be. It's unbelievable.
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    Font - vivachris · 8h When I came down from the Fuji summit after a 8 hour climb and 4 hour descent with 3 layers of clothing to protect myself from the weather, an American with a selfie stick, in t- shirt and shorts asked me where mount Fuji was. I told him we are on mount Fuji, it's a big mountain/vulcano. "But where is the summit" I pointed to the summit and told him it's about 8 hours that way. This guy thought he could just come in with his selfie stick, grab a few quick selfies on the sum
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    Organism - ImDaBest_69 - 8h Once in the airport, coming back to Australia in where I'm from in the middle of summer, I saw a dad and his 2 children wearing full winter coats. The dad said to the both of them "try to stay warm, it's going to be cold outside"
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    Font - YoungDiscord - 6h - edited 6h I overheard the guy standing in front of me in the queue at mc D's having a meltdown: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T ACCEPT AMERICAN DOLLARS THIS IS A MCDONALD'S!!!" this was in Poland, Europe.
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    Rectangle - AdequateHusband - 13h Someone proudly stating they are scottish despite their family having lived in America for 300 years and being unable to pronounce Edinburgh.
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    Font - MKO2123 · 9h Bragging. We met some Americans in line for the aquarium and they starting talking about how they had the best ever camera and showing all the functions. They kept pushing buttons and a message appeared, "are you sure you want to delete all pictures" we said you better say no, but it was too late. They lost all their pictures from their 3 month around the world trip and somehow got angry at us.

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