Astrology Tweets That Are Straight Up Bonkers, But Addictive AF

Not everyone believes in astrology, clearly. In fact, people usually fit into one of two categories. You either swear by it or freak the f* out whenever you see someone wearing a 'Sagittarius baby' necklace. I mean, are we wrong? 

However you feel about the stars, it's all good. You're entitled to your own opinion, but we all have to agree that on some level, these horoscope tweets are just simply amazing. And who knows, you might learn something about yourself.

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