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Donny J, the Commander in Sheets, Dons a Bathrobe and Cozies up for a Dastardly Photoshop Battle

Donald you ol' devil dog, you robe wielding hip Playboy wannabe.

This Hefner infused Donny J is the Trumpster that I'd love to get to know. Despite the whole 'deer in headlights' look on his face, every part of this photo screams 'laid back and ready to party'. 

Like, he hasn't even bothered to hunt down a silk robe woven with gold and dyed with the blood of 3rd world children. This a regular old bathrobe that you could get at Bed Bath and beyond, there's nothing special about it at all. Your grandma probably wears the same exact one.

This is a Trump from a time when he didn't bathe in orange goo and hadn't experienced some heinous Bond-villain-level personal tragedy that made him want to conquer the entire world.

This is the Trump who was a strict centrist and hadn't yet felt the pangs to build a Great Wall of Texas as a monument to his existence on earth.

Hell, I'd probably shotgun a beer with this guy. So, here's to you, Donny. This Photoshop battle is in honor of your past self and that chill ass dude who you could have been.

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    Bed
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    Putin gettin' ready for some fun

    Eyewear
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    "I have the best, best of all bathrobes. My bathrobe is simply great, great bathrobe. Anyone who says differently is lying... Sad!"

    Pope
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    "Draw me like one of your French girls"

    Cheezburger Image 9008887552
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    Soft and authoritative

    Product - fabric PROTECT LOADS BRASSÉES 120 fabric conditioner adoucissant textile Tumpy ULTRA april fresh fraîcheur d'avril" he 306L3.23 US Q/PTE EU) 103 FL OZ UQ. 9751654
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    *CAUTION: May turn clothes orange.


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    "I'm a pretty princess"

    Fish
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    Fish
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    With the addition of Bannon the Hutt.


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    Why Trump hates Rosie so much now

    Beauty
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    "How about some Cham-Pag-Ne"

    Cartoon
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    Aww what a cute little lap dog

    Sitting - /५
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    Where the dream began

    Fun
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    A little personal time

    Product
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    Portrait of Trumponilla

    Painting
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    Let's make this night last forever

    Bed
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    "My orders are the most fabulous, fabulous"

    Event - w hands NT OF T
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    Impotent physical shortcomings

    Bed
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    Too cool for the establishment old school

    Mythology - NOPE
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    Russian bombers be like...

    Aircraft - RF-94130+ вВС РОссиИ/ ahias behanin
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