Donny J, the Commander in Sheets, Dons a Bathrobe and Cozies up for a Dastardly Photoshop Battle
Donald you ol' devil dog, you robe wielding hip Playboy wannabe.
This Hefner infused Donny J is the Trumpster that I'd love to get to know. Despite the whole 'deer in headlights' look on his face, every part of this photo screams 'laid back and ready to party'.
Like, he hasn't even bothered to hunt down a silk robe woven with gold and dyed with the blood of 3rd world children. This a regular old bathrobe that you could get at Bed Bath and beyond, there's nothing special about it at all. Your grandma probably wears the same exact one.
This is a Trump from a time when he didn't bathe in orange goo and hadn't experienced some heinous Bond-villain-level personal tragedy that made him want to conquer the entire world.
This is the Trump who was a strict centrist and hadn't yet felt the pangs to build a Great Wall of Texas as a monument to his existence on earth.
Hell, I'd probably shotgun a beer with this guy. So, here's to you, Donny. This Photoshop battle is in honor of your past self and that chill ass dude who you could have been.
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Putin gettin' ready for some fun
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"I have the best, best of all bathrobes. My bathrobe is simply great, great bathrobe. Anyone who says differently is lying... Sad!"
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"Draw me like one of your French girls"
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Soft and authoritative
*CAUTION: May turn clothes orange.
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"I'm a pretty princess"
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With the addition of Bannon the Hutt.
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Why Trump hates Rosie so much now
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"How about some Cham-Pag-Ne"
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Aww what a cute little lap dog
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Where the dream began
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A little personal time
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Portrait of Trumponilla
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Let's make this night last forever
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"My orders are the most fabulous, fabulous"
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Impotent physical shortcomings
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Too cool for the establishment old school
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Russian bombers be like...
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