If Doggos Had Dating Profiles They Would Look Like This

Doggos understand the struggle of modern day dating way more than any other animals. They're social creatures, but they also love being home. Sounds like us… They want to sniff every booty they come across, but they also have to look out for the old doggo flu and other transmitted sicknesses. The plethora of dating apps availably only makes the tail chasing more complicated!

Since it's only a matter of time before the train wreck known as online dating truly goes to the dogs, it's important that we prepare you for the potential hilarity that is to come when doggos take over. Be warned though, even dogs can catfish. Human dating apps can be crude, rude, and downright icky. These canine dating profiles really take all that to heart while emanating hilarity. Enjoy!

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Alrighty, stay far far away from this doggo's leaf. What's the first thing people usually notice about this doggo other than his leaf? If we had to guess we would say it's his big blue eyes and calm comforting presence.
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This cool dude wearing sunglasses inside is a doggone tail-licker and he isn't hiding that from anyone. On his dating profile, it's clearly important to be true to himself and let the world know that tail licking is a critical part of any relationship.
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