I Can Has Cheezburger?

If Doggos Had Dating Profiles They Would Look Like This

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    Dog - The first thing people usually notice about me MY LEAF. I spend a lot of time thinking about MY LEAF. DONT LOOK AT MY LEEF. DONT TOUCH MY LEEF. DONT. ITS MY LEAF. IT'S MINE. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT MY LEEF. The six things I could never do without MY LEEF.

    Alrighty, stay far far away from this doggo's leaf. What's the first thing people usually notice about this doggo other than his leaf? If we had to guess we would say it's his big blue eyes and calm comforting presence. 

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    Dog - My self-summary cool dog looking for other cool dog to lick my tail from bottom to top. must be ok with lickign tails from bottom to top. ok with lickign tails You should message me if you can lick tails from bottom to top.

    This cool dude wearing sunglasses inside is a doggone tail-licker and he isn't hiding that from anyone. On his dating profile, it's clearly important to be true to himself and let the world know that tail licking is a critical part of any relationship. 

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    Dog - I spend a lot of time thinking about I WILL BITE YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU LOOK AT ME DONT LOOK AT MY BONE THIS IS MY BONE I PUT MY TONGUE IN IT FIRST You should message me if YOU CAN WATCH ME CHEW MY BONE FROM OVER THERE YOU PIECE OF GARBIDGE
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    Dog - REAL CHEESE Kalleggis Special ome weight nagement plans be hard to follow, ven with the of intentions, hs happen. FRA MADE VITH K has any choices keep you on uring your day. cial eh & homny I spend a lot of time thinking about Or range of 0oicious cereal 439 avors ane tot de flave "oh taste where am i 2252015 I'm really good at is this a bag of cheetos. mear the p start c For all o The most private thing I'm willing to admit son of a bitch not again
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    Dog - 50 The most private thing I'm willing to admit sometimes i smell a old shoe and barf in teh shoe and then eat it like soup becuz it smells like delishuss beef chowder. delishuss delishuss beef chowder.
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    Dog - You should message me if you like my very nice new hat and will let me hump ur leg for 4 hours while i thinka bout my hat. The six things I could never do without hats, snozzages, humping nice legs, squares of chees, alphabet soup, red rockets
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    Dog - On a typical Friday night I am barking at the dog in the mirROR THERE HE IS AGAIN WHERE DID YOU COME FROME YOU PEICE OF SHIT GET OUT GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU ARE NOTHING YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME YOURE UGLY YOURE AN UGLY PIECEOF SHIT JUST GET OUT YOUA RE GARBAGE TO ME
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    Photograph - I'm really good at putting my beefaroni in your hairy dog bowl. hairy dog bowl. beefaroni
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    Dog - The most private thing I'm willing to admit once i stick my tongue in between two very hairy toes very hairy The six things I could never do without toes, moldy cheeses, eating garbidge, sniffing skin, grundles.
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    Nose - I'm really good at licking my ball sack and then licking you in the tongue. my ball sack in the tongue.
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    Dog - The first thing people usually notice about me i am licking my peenus. The most private thing I'm willing to admit once i wore cone and could not be licking my peenus and i was sad I'm really good at licking peenuses.
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    Dog - The six things I could never do without spinning. eating sausages and pepepproonis. sniffing ded birds. sqeeking toys. eating old gray crustee peeces of poop. toilet water.. pepepproonis. old gray crustee peeces of poop.
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    Vertebrate - My self-summary grrhrafffreeeeeaGRENAFFNFNRFFFFRREEEEEEEE On a typical Friday night I am ggggrgrgrgggggggfgffhhhhhhhcchhchhhhhh
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    Nose - The most private thing I'm willing to admit sometimes i am dreaming of going to the park except we go to white room instead and they take out my cheese puffs and i am sad. take out my cheese puffs
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    Dog - I'm really good at chasing bunnees, thinkign of bunnies, chewing bunnies, telling bunnies i am their daddy. daddy. You should message me if ura bunny.
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    Dog - I'm really good at sniffing, licking butt holes, eating paper towels, coughing in your face. On a typical Friday night I am licking a good butt hole.

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