Petition From the Men of the World: We Want Sexy Costumes Too

To whom it may concern:

We, the men of the world, hereby write this open letter to costume manufacturers, stores, and activists everywhere, regarding the sexiness of our costumes. For far too long, women have had the privilege of sexy Halloween costumes of every shade: sexy nurse, sexy monster, sexy table. Meanwhile, men have to be...normal. Nurse? Monster? Table? They don't even have attached adjectives, let alone sex appeal. We, the undersigned (so all men everywhere), demand of the Halloween industry the costume equality and equity we are due. We will here outline the reasons for such a request, and we expect a timely response at your earliest convenience. 

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