Purrfessional Cats Working Hard And Hardly Working

You know, we don't know if you've heard, but there is this stereotype out there about cats being lazy. People say that cats just sit wherever they want, sleep all day, and clean their booties whenever they're not. But that's not the case. Oh, no, no, cats… cats are purrfessionals. They put all of their energy into the important things, the impurrtant jobs.

Okay, fine, cats are lazy. But! They are lazy by choice, and they lazy about choice things. Any cat owner out there who has seen their cat chasing a bug knows that cats can be suuuper hard-working when they want to. It's just that they normally don't want to, and you know what, neither do we, so we respect it.

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"Ergonomic back rest"

You know, with the kind of horrible posture that we have from sitting all day and writing articles about cats being purrfessionals, we would actually like to hire a cat ergonomic back rest. That would be a very useful thing to us, so this is nothing to make fun of. This is a cat hard at work.

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"Zumba instructor"

And in reality, if there is anything in the world that could get us out of our chairs and into a Zumba class, it would indeed be a cat instructor. We know for sure that we would get a really good flexibility workout for our backs. Have you seen hoe bendy cats' backs are? We can only dream.

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"Just wanna help"

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"Antique store manager, who was more than happy to show me around."

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"Herding cat is guiding its flock of sheep"

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"Castle Guard"

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"Unskilled Labor"

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"Happy National Pumpkin Day, from your favorite Board of Elections employee."

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"she makes an honest living selling ovens pls buy"

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"Professional writer"

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"Craps dealer"

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"Got to work today and found out I'd been replaced. Is it because I don't wear a tuxedo to the office?"

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"5:36am, and the plumber is hard at work"

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"Recycling Centre shredded paper inspector"

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"Who you gonna call?"

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"Hired a contractor, he showed up with this empty box for a saw and has yet to perform any work despite his 10 treat deposit."

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