Use These 50 Unfathomably Odd Compliments to Overcome Occasional Obstacles With Your Significant Other

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  • 01
    Text - You make my dreams come true. Aside from all the weird ones. But it's best not to talk about those. Hey, what's that? Not my weird dreams. Let's move on. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 02
    Text - I don't mind being alone, but I'd rather be with you. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 03
    Text - I don't want to say that I have separation anxiety when you're gone, but I'd be a lot happier if you just never left. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 04
    Text - You have an incredible knack for turning any conversation into an awkward one. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 05
    Text - I don't like when you're not around because when you're not around all the fun seems to go away. And I love fun. It's one of my favorite things ever. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 06
    Text - You know what I'm thankful for? Having met you. And Nutella. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 07
    Text - Your confidence is so impressive, you could walk into Mordor and everyone would be like, "Yep, that makes sense." DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 08
    Text - Today, I gave myself a headache, trying to picture how someone would describe a jellyfish to a blind person. And that's when I realized that I shouldn't be left alone and I miss you. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 09
    Text - You're not clumsy. You just happen to be really friendly with the floor and the walls. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 10
    Text - I wish more things smelled like you. Like all of my clothes. Or some of my clothes, and also my pillow. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 11
    Text - You're the best person to hang out with because if I ask a ridiculous question like, "A hippo is chasing you, what do you do?" You'll say something like, "How big is the hippo?" And that shows that you're taking the question seriously and I appreciate that. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 12
    Text - If there's one thing I want in this world, it's to make you happy. And also super powers, but that apparently seems like it's not happening. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 13
    Text - You're the fanny pack of life. You're cool, but in your own way. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 14
    Text - I want to run away with you. Actually, that's not true. I want to walk away with you. Running sucks. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 15
    Text - Remember that scene in Napoleon Dynamite, when Kip says "Yesss" after he knocks over nine bowling pins? You do? Perfect. Because that's exactly how I feel when I see your name pop up on my caller ID. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 16
    Text - You're so cute, I want to throw a rainbow at you. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 17
    Text - I pretty much only feel comfortable when I'm around you. You're like the sweatpants of my life. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 18
    Text - You have really nice taste. And by that I mean you like the same stuff as me. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 19
    Text - Hanging out with you is more fun than playing with a coloring menu at a restaurant. And sometimes those menus have a maze. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 20
    Text - You make me smile. Even when I'm trying not to. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 21
    Text - Since I'm usually with you on my free time, I guess one of my hobbies is hanging out with hot people. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 22
    Text - If there comes a time, when one can marry food, I'd still propose to you. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 23
    Text - If I am rubber, and you are glue, we would probably create some award-winning arts and crafts projects together. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 24
    Text - The little things that you hate about yourself are actually the things that make you wonderfully interesting. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 25
    Text - I love you more than Copper loved Tod. And if you don't think that's a lot, then you are straight up stupid. But I still love you. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 26
    Text - I just want to dance with you in public places that would normally embarrass other people. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 27
    Text - Aside from food, you're my favorite. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 28
    Text - I would hold a revolving door for you. I realize that is counterproductive, but as they say, it's the thought that counts. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 29
    Text - I think squirrels really like spaghetti. There is nothing to suggest this is true, but I believe they do. I mean, squirrels, spaghetti, it makes sense. That being said, I like you as much as I think squirrels like spaghetti. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 30
    Text - It's just too bad that you don't see what I do when I look at you. Because if you did, you'd smile. And keep looking. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 31
    Text - When it comes to getting work done, I know I can count on you to not let me finish it. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 32
    Text - I honestly believe that you can accomplish anything you put your mind to. For instance, if you decided to sell pine cones, I bet you would sell, just, an absurd amount of pine cones. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 33
    Text - It's comforting to know that if I ever get into trouble you'll be there for me. Mostly because you were probably involved, but also because you're a good friend. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 34
    Text - I know you have ADD, but that doesn't bother me because Holy Shit! Look at that bird! DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 35
    Text - When it comes to quoting movies and television shows, you're my only worthy adversary. And I mean that. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 36
    Text - A wise scholar once said, "There are some things that money can't buy." Although that scholar currently remains anonymous, I'm willing to bet that he wrote it with you in mind. Because you're priceless, baby But also because it is illegal to purchase people in this day and age. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 37
    Text - You're just as good-looking as I imagine John Stamos would taste. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 38
    Text - You used to be the reason I smiled. You still are. But you used to be, too. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 39
    Text - Everything about you is the opposite of the font Comic Sans. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 40
    Text - If, for some reason, our airplane was experiencing problems, I would help you with your oxygen mask before adjusting mine. And that's against sky code. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 41
    Text - You can't spell "SEXY" without vowels and consonants. And you can't spell Insert Your Name Here] without those, either. Coincidence? I think not. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 42
    Text - You're the prettiest thing I've seen today And I was looking at, like, a bunch of sunset pictures this morning, SO... DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 43
    Text - I accomplished nothing today. Not a single productive thing. But I thought of you, so, yeah, today was good. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 44
    Text - The only thing better than the smell of bacon, is the taste of bacon. But,yeah, I mean, you smell good too. Just not as good as bacon. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 45
    Text - Sometimes I'm amazed at just how much you can eat. Like, where does it all go? And how are you not full? And why can't I do that? DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 46
    Text - If I had 100 wishes, "spend more time with you" would be around wish number 5. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 47
    Text - I really like that you understand my sarcasm because it's an advanced form and not everyone gets it. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 48
    Text - I love the way your mind works. I mean, sometimes I think you're crazy, and the things you say make no sense, but then other times I'm like, "That is literally the best idea I've ever heard in my entire life." DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 49
    Text - I wish more people were like you. Because then more people would laugh at my jokes and be good-looking. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT
  • 50
    Text - I honestly think you can do anything you put your mind to. But I know what kind of thoughts you have, so maybe hold off on that for now. DAILY ODD COMPLIMENT

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