Guy Working at Cinema Finds Cucumber While Cleaning Up After 'Fifty Shades Darker' Screening, and People Are Very Concerned For His Health

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mattstaff
Feb 15, 2017 1:30 PM EST

Is this just fifty shades of a distasteful PR stunt that employed a homeless cucumber to prey upon our darker thoughts, or what? Did you smell it, bro? Did you? Either way can this please not be what we all think it is? I really hope so for the sake of our foolish cinema worker that in his haste to claim that fleeting Twitter fame, handled the fishy cucumber without gloves on! Let's just hope his failure to layer up first doesn't breed any consequences. As you can see, folks on Twitter were rationally concerned for his health..

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    Face - Hayden Orpheum @haydenorpheum Follow That awkward moment when you find a cucumber in the cinema after a Fifty Shades session...
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    Hand - Hayden OrpheumTwitter Kyle and Jackie O @kyleandjackieo Follow "Kyle: did you smell the cucumber?" Chatting to usher who found a CUCUMBER after #50shadesdarker screening at @haydenorpheum #KJshow 2:31 PM -14 Feb 2017 t 2 11
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    Text - xoxo, William @iamwilliamfoong Follow @haydenorpheum someone prolly hit the grocery stores to shop for their groceries before watching 50 shades and it popped out of the bag 6:50 PM -14 Feb 2017 1
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    Text - Stephen R. Darragh @srdau @haydenorpheum @crk5 And you pick it up without gloves? 13 Feb Hayden Orpheum @haydenorpheum Follow @srdau @crk5 instantly regretted that! 3:38 AM-13 Feb 2017 3
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    Text - JO Follow @JulieOMarshall @haydenorpheum @crk5 why would you pick it up? 2:56 AM -13 Feb 2017 1
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    Text - Hayden Orpheum @haydenorpheum Follow That awkward moment when you find a cucumber in the cinema after a Fifty Shades session... 1:34 AM -13 Feb 2017 t144 147
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    Text - Annie Follow @annie333333333 @haydenorpheum @crk5 yeah I don't think l'd be holding it 2:43 AM -13 Feb 2017 t 2 10
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    Hand - Hayden Orpheum @haydenorpheum Follow That awkward moment when you find a cucumber in the cinema after a Fifty Shades session... 1:34 AM - 13 Feb 2017 147 t144
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    Text - Malou Schack Stitz @MalouStitz 9h @haydenorpheum That's sooooo strange. Same thing happened in Norway. Only they had two cucumbers ) Smells like a PR stunt? Fredrikstad Kino i fredags 2 t31 Hayden Orpheum @haydenorpheum 8h @MalouStitz we wish we were that clever to be honest! Ha ha...still it's getting a lot of attention which is always welcome!
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