Woman Misses Family Wedding After Ultimate Holiday Party

As the old saying goes - 'Good dick will imprison you.' Well, maybe not, but good dick definitely causes people to make some of the dumbest and most regrettable decisions. Like, ever. This Sexcapade story is about one where a woman takes a big gamble before by attending a company holiday party when she had an early flight to a family vacation AND wedding the following day but decided to roll the dice in order to get some action. Which ended up costing her her family vacation, her sister's wedding, AND a shit ton of cash. If you or anyone you know have a bad/funny/cringeworthy Sexcapade story to share please do just that right here.

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