Man Finds Out Women Poop, Goes Through All 7 Stages of Grief

Hello, it is I, an Average Man just minding my own business on this November 19th. Did you know that today is both National Men's Day AND National Toilet Day (yes, for real)? Today I got some pretty devastating news. I was hanging out with my friend Other Normal Man, and he told me this story about how his girlfriend was, uhhh...constipated and in a lot of pain. I just laughed--you know, because how can she be constipated when she doesn't use the bathroom to begin with?

My friend just stared at me, and then said those fateful words: "Average Man...you know that women DO use the bathroom, right?" I said "sure sure, to look in the mirror and stuff, I know." He gave me a VERY serious look and said, "no, my friend...women poop. Just like us. That whole thing about them not using the toilet is just a joke. Did you really not know that? How do you think they get rid of waste?" Of course, I was aghast. I immediately began the grieving process for womankind as I knew it...

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