Tumblr Thread: The Saga Of The Snake Who's Afraid Of Staplers

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    Font - kaijutegu Follow The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.
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    Wood - Every time he sees it, he balls up.
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    Wood - I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.
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    Hood - However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler! He was nervous at first...
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    Wood - But it didn't take him long to warm up to it.
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    Wood - Pretty soon it became his best friend!
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    Automotive lighting - There was nothing the new stapler couldn't do!
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    Table - Including protecting him from the other stapler. The moral of the story? My snake is a weirdo.
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    Output device - kaijutegu Follow Update: Today I took Harker to my office, where he met another stapler.
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    Eyewear - He was fairly apathetic at first, but eventually they got on pretty well! Paper
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    Body jewelry - This stapler was smaller than either of the others, but one thing was sure: this stapler was definitely not scary!
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    Font - Am I any closer to understanding my snake's strange relationship with staplers? Absolutely not.
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    Jaw - kaijutegu Follow UPDATE: it's 2016 and I'm pleased to announce that he's FINALLY gotten over his fear of the stapler! He likes it now!
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    Font - falloutphanboyz Tell him l'm proud of him thatawkwardtinyperson This post is so pure! sabotabby Follow This is the best story. 216,174 notes

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