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I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
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I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
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Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
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Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you
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I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
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If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
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I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
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Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
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No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.
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You know where you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
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I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
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I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
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Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
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If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’
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Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
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If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
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I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
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