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Laughable Tumblr Exchange Gets Turned Into Shakespearean Comedic Aside

Watching people discover obvious things embarrassingly late is a beautiful thing to behold, such as the case of these people trying as hard as they can to explain how to boil water correctly. Most tea-drinking people would just say to use a kettle, but that's neither here nor there. What we're left with is an exchange that someone finally noticed looked like a weird Shakespearean comedic aside, and decided to make it so. Here are some more tumblr gems.

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    Rectangle - radishnt Follow which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water? mothman-misato Follow y- you were putting it in cold water????? boimgfrog Follow Radish. Answer the question radish. radishnt Follow yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn't realize there was an actual reason
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    Font - boimgfrog Follow #u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ????? You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??? catsnraincoats Follow [ID: Tags reading "u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????" /End ID] why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
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    Font - boimgfrog Follow Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove catsnraincoats Follow Its takes less than a minute boimgfrog Follow Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fi king sun catsnraincoats Follow How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
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    Font - boimgfrog Follow Like seven minutes catsnraincoats Follow Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes. less than that is u use a saucepan. boimgfrog Follow Crying you're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
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    Rectangle - pidoop Follow Every single person in this post is a fi king lunatic silverjirachi Follow Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief
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    Font - wizardlyghost Follow (Enter RADISHN'T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.) RADISHN'T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold? MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?! FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg. RADISHN'T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock? Without the guide of others I assumed That heat was m
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    Font - FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know That I have not the patience, like our Root, To boil upon the stove our favour'd drink? CATS'N: It takes less than a minute! FROG: On what plate? Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun? CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task Of boiling but a single cup alone? FROG: In minutes? CATS'N: Yes! FROG: I counted seven, once. CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked! If on a middle heat you place the cup You soon
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    Font - FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live? You place upon the iron stove a mug? A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold? How do these flames, though medium in height, Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing? Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched With magicks far beyond the mortal ken! (The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.) KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a f king lunatic, it seems.
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