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Non-Cat-Owning Twitter Users Share Their Most Ridiculously Funny 'That's Not My Cat' Moments

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    Henlo cat

    Cat - Brianna Parkins @parkinsbrea What made this morning's trip to the bathroom interesting is that I don't actually own a cat. 5:22 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 35.8K Retweets 2,945 Quote Tweets 459.9K Likes

    "What made this morning's trip to the bathroom interesting is that I don't actually own a cat."

    We certainly understand how that piece of information, given the circumstances, could make for an interesting morning. If you ask us, we say that you now have a cat, Brianna. You have been chosen by this little cutie, get used to it. 

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    Workin 9 to 5

    Font - * Heather @HeatherlnAus H ... Replying to @parkinsbrea Our cat was never at home between 9am and 5pm Mon-Fri. We used to joke that he had a job. One day we found him: behind the counter of our local Post Office (small town shop style), asleep on a rug in front of a fire. The lady very sternly told us that he's always hungry! 12:53 PM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPad 124 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 3,654 Likes

    Hongry boi does what needs to be done, including scavenging around the neighborhood during work hours for a lil extra food. 

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    A few short adventures later

    Font - Brianna Parkins ... @parkinsbrea For those of you dm'ing to see if it's your missing cat, I'm sorry but this cat has returned to her owner. But I hope yours will be back soon after a short adventure in a strangers bath. 12:15 PM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Sneaky sneaky

    Font - Rachel Rushefsky @RRushefsky Replying to @crazee4books and @parkinsbrea A friend of mine had that happen with her childhood cat. They didn't have air conditioning, and he'd always vanish for the summer. One July day, she saw him in her neighbor's window. The neighbor had air conditioning. 5:52 PM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPad 240 Retweets 46 Quote Tweets 5,595 Likes
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    Twinning

    Cat - beth mikos FSD beta ... @bethmikos Replying to @parkinsbrea Not mine but loved this. Stanislav Zak Purrtacular ... 8 hrs · E Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I have two identical cats. 12:46 PM Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 435 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 7,208 Likes
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    One thing is not what it appears

    Cat - Linda @Pearson_LM Replying to @parkinsbrea That's my laptop. That's not my cat. 11:23 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for Android
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    Surprise!

    Cat - Carol De Buitleir ... @caroldebuitleir Replying to @parkinsbrea It starts off with a cute surprise visit, the visits get more frequent and before you know it the cat you don't own has taken residence in the comfy armchair beside the fireplace 9:35 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for Android ESTARTES
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    Makes sense

    Font - gadgie @gadgie3 ... Replying to @parkinsbrea Dog: my human feeds me, loves me & cares for me. He must be a god. Cat: my human feeds me, loves me & cares for me. I must be a god. 6:37 AM Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for Android 263 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 4,422 Likes
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    It's the eyes for us

    Cat - dave ogden @DaveDaoggio Replying to @parkinsbrea This is my loft, this is not my cat 11:01 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPad
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    Boss cat

    Cat - children of novelty ... @childofnovelty Replying to @parkinsbrea This guy moved in one day and is now in charge 10:38 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for Android
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    Hello friend

    Plant - Jackie Bickerstaffe ... @JBickerstaffe Replying to @parkinsbrea We have the same problem. Here is our visiting feline. 9:16 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Looks like they do now

    Cat - Sara Y @sarawroteit My folks don't have a cat either, still one in front of the fire most days though Replying to @parkinsbrea XX XXXXXX CXXXXXXX 7:39 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Thirsty girl

    Cat - Brianna Parkins @parkinsbrea This is now an everyday thing. Turns out she comes in the window to the lick the water after we shower - she's just thirsty. Anyway she has her own water bowl in our house now 10:20 AM · Feb 12, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Kalila is a city girl at heart but also appreciates a nature-heavy camping getaway. She is an avid anime watcher, cat lover, student of life, and writer. She is passionate about animals (duh!) and enjoys a good novel. Her dream is to live in a tiny house overlooking the grand canyon with her partner, two cats, and an endless supply of chai tea.

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About the Author

Kalila is a city girl at heart but also appreciates a nature-heavy camping getaway. She is an avid anime watcher, cat lover, student of life, and writer. She is passionate about animals (duh!) and enjoys a good novel. Her dream is to live in a tiny house overlooking the grand canyon with her partner, two cats, and an endless supply of chai tea.