Twitter Thread: Cat Food Bandit Of The Skink Variety Helps Himself To Neighbors' Cat's Feast

Have you ever heard the expression- 'it takes a village to raise a child?' Well, we would like to propose a new expression, inspired by this one, that could apply to this hilarious situation 'It takes a single-family home with multiple cats and an abundance of cat food to raise a blue-tongued skink family.' We don't know how no one else came up with this before us. This scarily delightful Twitter thread reminds us to lock the doors, the windows, and everything else that could possibly serve as an entry point for uninvited bandits.

Anyway, let's just take a moment to comprehend the hilarious situation that unfolded on Twitter right before our very eyes over the weekend. So, as usual, the cat food was laid out, the cats were nowhere to be seen, and oh! who comes along? Why it's the local cat food bandit. He's quite large, scaley, and he always comes prepared to eat. This hongry fella is believed to be of the blue-tongued skink variety. Well, that's a name you don't hear every day.

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via @RoxyTall

The cat food bandit strikes again, and he is prepared to eat his way through the entire stock of cat food. Hide your wives, hide your kids, and definitely hide your cats. Just let the man eat and he'll be on his way, we hope.
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Long boi is hongry.
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Scaley boi has had enough and will now be on his way.
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Buh bye. See you in a month or two!
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via @DrBourbonstein
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