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Sounds like Abelard was a softboi too.
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Not "NFTeased me." Not that.
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Damn, what a badass.
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Are men okay?
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Ah, the sapiosexual.
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Well that took a turn.
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And then everyone clapped.
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You had me at "probe your (female) mind."
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I don't even know where to begin.
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What a totally normal way to slide into her DMs.
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Say this again, but to a therapist.
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Good luck with that gaslighting, champ.
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How old is this guy? I feel like he's going to say "boys rule girls drool" next.
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Someone's been reading their copy of The Pickup Artist's Guide to Negging.
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Is this some sort of evil riddle?
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A lot to unpack here.
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Goth 'nice guy' seeks friends.
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A match made in heaven.
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I'm actually impressed.
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Bro, your insecurity is showing.