Technically Correct Memes That Are Definitely Not Inaccurate

So you're in line at the store, buying your usual groceries; a 100 pack of frozen corndogs and back hair removal cream. And the guy in front of you asks the cashier: "do you mind if I pay in dollars?" The cashier is like "sure, that's a pretty normal thing to do." This man, this absolute sack of living garbage reaches into his pockets and pulls out thirty to forty sand dollars. The salty sea brine slams your senses and you're left asking "why, why does this happen to me, I just want to go home and eat my usual meal of ten corn dogs dipped in Nair" and the cashier goes "well sir, you got me." He tries fitting the sea creatures into the till and the old man leaves with his groceries.

"What a total jerk," says the guy behind you, his hands on the reigns of several deer. Bucks, you might say.

Hey man, no one asked them to specify. Here are a few highly literal moments that are absolutely not wrong.

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