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"Backstory: I live in the basement floor of my parents house. My name is on the title, there was a bit of a financial kerfuffle that required my assistance."
Okay, okay, some context.
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"Now Dexter loved playing with that toy, and always remembered where I put it last so he knew where he needed to sit and stare. When I got this toy I showed it to both parents and explained that Abby under no circumstances is allowed near, as she'd have it shredded in seconds. They both acknowledged and said they get it."
The plot thickens…
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"Last month I went out for a little while and when I came back Dexter was frantic. Flung himself at me and once he was sure I was looking sat and stared where I'd last left the toy. The shelf was empty. Fearing the worst I went to check upstairs, and there's Abby destroying one of the tug ropes and covered in purple shreds of fabric"
We did not see this one coming….JK.
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"I put up a whiteboard on the between halves door facing out. If I'm going to be in a zoom meeting with a camera on or on a call, I used to write in a meeting on the whiteboard. Sometimes this worked, most times it didn't. Mom would just have a laundry basket and decided the stuff needed doing then and figure my call was surely over."
Oh lawd….no mama.
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"Did I mention my mother has a tendency to whistle or sing while she's doing chores? Or that one time she derailed an entire meeting because she unleashed a belch so loud it reverberated?"
We are glad you are mentioning this important detail, it greatly contributes towards the frustrating of the story.
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Can we get an amen?
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