It's May and spring has finally sprung! The flowers are in full bloom, but unfortunately, your relationship has not been as of late. No lapping up the sunshine and frolicking in fields of tulips. The sluggish wintry blues dragged the two of you into a slightly melodramatic funk, and you guys are in desperate need of rekindling some of that humor and magic into your lives. Well, look no further. I'm here to provide you with quirky and fun ways to entice your better half this May. After all, they don't call it "Date Your Mate Month" for nothing. I've taken all kinds of relationships into account so this list will start with the tantalizing and end with the tame, just so you have a nice variety to choose from. Rest assured; there is something here for every kind of couple.
I'm assuming you know each other well enough at this point to be in-tune with the other's cinematic preferences. Or TV/streaming interests, video games, board games, what have you. There must be one character you know they'll LOVE to come home to one night. With the amount of makeup tutorials, Amazon costume options, and DIY vids circling around, I'm confident you can whip up something in no time to keep your partner wanting more.
Teasing your man with dirty texts shouldn't be looked down upon. Some people are plain BAD at sexting, because their timing is off. It's no longer safe to assume guys are down for a dirty text all hours of the day. It's likely true, but you should still choose your timeframe wisely. Know when he's on lunch break, or right before he's about to come to your place. Don't give away all the goods at once though, send something that leaves a healthy amount for his imagination to fill.
The title says it all, folks. Cuz why the hell not, right? Let's intertwine gambling and undressing into one compact game of thrilling fun.
Considering the two of you are active drinkers, there's something exciting about trying a new beer. That is, if you're still cool enough for sampling from new breweries and can stomach the hipsters explaining to you their "cosmic process". Or perhaps a new wine brand strikes your fancy…
Speaking of alcoholic beverages, why not take it one step further and turn your date night into a drinking game? Every time he makes you laugh, you need to take a slug and every time you manage to slip a double entendre into the conversation, he needs to take a chug.
Steal the "Anything Can Happen Thursday" idea from The Big Bang Theory and truly implement it into your relationship. Pick one Thursday (or Tuesday, or Friday, don't restrict yourselves to only one day either), per week and go crazy with it! Go nuts!
Tap into your inner child…or hippie…depending on the kind of excursion the two of you are up for. You can certainly keep it tame and typical, bring a packed lunch, perhaps a wine and cheese board, make a fun weekend out of it. OR you can get a little frisky with it: camp in a nudist colony and try giving that a go if you're so boldly inclined. Do the full weekend! Don't shy away now! Just don't forget to pack the bug spray.
People often say you should only do this for someone's birthday, as though gift giving is so rare, we need to reserve it for just one special occasion. If you cherish your better half enough, gift giving should be a recurring thing rather than simply an annual one.
Let's consider the fact that he'd be super cool with this and not just take the assumption he MIGHT be. If he's more of a "go with the flow" type, then do it! Show up at his office, bring Starbucks with his name purposefully misspelled or another humorous gag gift that'll brighten his day. But don't overstay your welcome. Keep things short and tasteful.
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