20 Of The Cutest Tiniest Fluffiest Criminals Out There

Welcome back, ladies, gentlemen and all other self-proclaimed cat people. You have yet again found yourselves about to look at the most dangerous listicle on the internet. Don't let the little fool you. Don't think that it's a joke. What you are about to see is indeed a collection of itty bitty kittens, and that is exactly what makes it so dangerous. They may be tiny, but they are criminals - criminally small. They're not criminals in training, no, they're not just starting to learn. They are already fully-fledged crime committers, and the smaller they are, the more fierce they are.

Still, we are weak in the face of these tiny kittens' powers. So, every single week, we bring you a whole new collection of criminals to look at, and you must do it at your own risk. Here, you are taking a chance - you may have your heart stolen, you may start awwing uncontrollably, you may suddenly feel an inexplicable need to adopt one of the criminals. Beware.

01
"These pictures of my SO with my brother’s illegally smol kitten will forever warm my heart."

via u/Cryptikaia

This is how it starts, everyone. You can already see the effect that this kitten has on this human. All it took was one roar with its tiny purrfect tongue peeking out of its mouth for this human to be smiling uncontrollably. That's it. This human has been taken, he is now part of the cat army, and there is no way back. The tiny criminal won.
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02
"Punisher was apprehended trying to drink while being too smol"

via u/sup3rnint3ndo

The anger in this fierce kitten's face should be feared by all. How dare you refuse to give it what it wants? Itty bitty kittens are not allowed to have alcohol, of course, but this one clearly does not care about rule. Pshh. Rules? This kitten is above that, and now it's mad.
03
"This little baby was given to my friend for free as nobody wanted her. Suggestions for a name?"

via u/DyzioTheScientist
04
"Found some little robbers trying to break into my warehouse"

via u/2eedling
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05
"Sharing some tiny coffee beans with y’all this morning."

via u/AnyaMeow
06
"Little Bean has taken hostages!"

via u/kittenacx
07
"little guy fell out of the ceiling of a prison.. genius escape plan"

via u/averybrouseeeee
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08
"Meet Thor… I might foster fail, I’m so in love."

via u/kcmtz
09
"newly found smol boy captured"

via u/thornton-the-fish
10
"her name is noov"

via u/eternalpill
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11
"He’s tired after a day of crime"

via u/theincrediblebou
12
"This tiny baby came to my clinic today"

via u/hrgoodman
13
"Was told to come here from r/blackcats to show off my foster cat’s runt of the litter"

via u/throwaway_7450
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14
"Is being cute really a crime?"

via u/neerugupta
15
"Calling the cops immediately"

via u/finestofmemery
16
"Ealry in the morning and I already have two visitors wanting to know where breakfast is."

via u/MissCrazyLady
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17
"APPREHENDED!! She is now in our custody and will be subject to cuddles"

via u/Allyacne
18
"Baby Sonic & Baby Tails"

via u/NyteSiren
19
"Norwegian very smol"

via u/_Minneapolis_
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20
"She screameth from jail"

via u/twd026

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