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Snooty Tinder Girl 'Heather' Gets Wrecked When She Tries to Make Moves On Her Dreamboat

There's something about the letters "H" and "I" being paired together consecutively that just sends "Tinderellas" over the edge. There certainly is a trend of posts like this where the guy opens things up with a "Hi." and then is yeeted straight through to the center of the earth by an incredulous reply. Like, at least they opened up the conversation… If you'd wanted some grander way to start the discussion, you could have opened things up yourself. Beggars can't be choosers, so if you're not the first to message, you should take what you can get. 

Instead of just messaging "Hi." back 'Heather' took it upon herself to address the fact that she felt she was too good and too precious for such a lazy opening, which was a poor strategy considering she was still interested in the fellah' who had addressed her. 

He didn't like her attitude and "Swerved her like a quarterback." sending her sprawling in the grass.

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Posted by Brad Dickson
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