Milo The Criminal Knocks Down Automatic Feeder, Breaks Him In 2, And Regrets Nothing

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elina lee
Jun 27, 2022 11:00 AM EDT

Greetings, ICanHasers, and happy Monday! We're sending you strength, positivity, and good vibes for the week ahead. To start things off, we thought we'd feature yet another criminal that has no remorse for the crimes he's committed. Any cat owner knows that cats are the ultimate lawbreakers. Whether it's stealing sausages from supermarkets or being illegally smol, cats just have no chill… or a bad conscience. 

The highlight is on a kitteh named Milo who has an automatic feeder to help him with his diet. The automatic feeder dispenses a certain amount of kibble at a certain hour of the day, depending on what Milo's hooman would set it to. Milo being the impatient criminal cat that he is, decided that he could no longer wait for the next round of kibble and came to the conclusion that it was time to take things into his own hands. The little vandal knocked down the feeder, cracked it into two pieces, and proceeded to enjoy his lunch. When mom found out, he had 0 remorse. 

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    via mrmilothechonk

    This is exactly why we love cats. They can do the wildest and craziest thing, and have absolutely 0 remorse or feelings of guilt, in fact, they'll gaslight you into thinking that you're in the wrong and we'll believe them. Okay maybe this doesn't sound like the healthiest relationship but we promise it is! 

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    Font - user3452696551418 He is confident you have no proof and thus maintains his innocence
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    Human body - Markus Milo do not say anything without a lawyer present!
    via Markus
  • 04
    Font - McKenna McKay "And I'd do it again!"
    via McKenna McKay
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    Font - Lauren Doriahna lol he cussed it out b4 he Inocked ot overee
    via Lauren Doriahna

    100%! We just know it went a little something like this, "Take this stoopid robot, you think you can control me and tell me when to eat? No! You will not be taking over this household, sorry, that position is filled by ME! Now take this proceeds to cat slap the feeder "

     

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    Font - chickapey guilt yes. remorse not a chance
    via chickapey
  • 07
    Font - Nicole Mackey that other cat did it. milo would never.
    via Nicole Mackey
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    Eye - Lauren K. I see no guilt in his face. Only annoyance that you made him work so hard to get it
    via Lauren K.
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    Font - llovetiffanyskyyy He may know what he's done but he does not care about what he's done
    via llovetiffanyskyyy
  • 10
    Font - lucky1seven The "I love blink" does not make this forgotten
    via lucky1seven
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    Human body - Manicmojo I love that dogs hide and get scared when theyre naughty, cats just sit there like "yeah? What you gonna do about it?"
    via Manicmojo
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    Smile - Belfast & Kohler Milo was just letting you know it's positioned too close to the edge of the table.
    via Belfast & Kohler
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    Font - Sharon B safety hazard!
    via Sharon B

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