Are you tired? Do you want to go back to bed? Are you a sleepy baby who doesn't want to go to your pathetic little job? Well, you don't have to! After all, you're a baby, with no responsibilities or bills or cleaning or anything to do except for consuming media. In fact, it looks like you're on the fast track to becoming an iPad baby. Do you know what an iPad baby is, you ignorant infant? An iPad baby is a gross toddler who can't look away from their filth-encrusted tablet for one second, even to let their mom clean it with a Clorox wipe. If their mother dared touch their prized possession, they would sling the iPad at her at 90 mph. I bet that's what you're reading this through right now: the iPad of an iPad baby, who will someday be an iPad adult. One day, an iPad baby will be President or Prime Minister, but not just yet. Right now, iPad babies need to sit back, relax, and enjoy some questionably appropriate memes.