*increases phone volume on the birth control reminder*
Whether you have kids, know someone with kids, or have been a kid yourself, it's easy to see where there are hesitations for some people to have children these days. Maybe 30 years ago it seemed like an awesome idea to quadruple the population with self loathing youngsters, but nowadays, more and more people are deciding not to populate the Earth.
Here are some relatable, nightmarish children to really make you rethink the beauty and wonders of parenthood (and pregnancy).
Nothing is more relaxing and enjoyable than sitting in front of a pair of screaming toddlers on a transatlantic flight. For most people, that's where the torture ends, but for this family, the screaming continues throughout every resort activity they had planned. RIP to R&R.
That's a nice brand new comforter, it would be a shame if a gallon of glue were to be spilled, smeared, and poured all over it. Oh and I need a bath now, thanks.
No wonder the city pool is closed every other weekend. Them kids can't read.
Ahh, the girls got a new karaoke microphone toy to sing into? How fun! – for about two minutes. Then it's Frozen songs on loop for the next decade.
Everyone is happy when they see kids playing games on the streets outside their house. What could be cuter than some simple summer fun and memories that last a lifetime? … Peace and quiet.
Now this is just one sacrifice that might be too hard to give up. Not everybody wants to trade a rockin' bod for a screaming toddler, and that's totally alright. Welcome to modernity, we don't need to populate the Earth anymore.
By the time you're 27, you get a little jaded seeing the young couples juggling screeching, wild children in their arms while they attempt to secure a gallon of milk at the store. Everything just seems so much harder with little gremlins attached to your hip.
Get the pic girlie! Mommy wants to look hot for her Bumble profile photo.
Okay, the Dunkin Donuts one I can understand. This little girl seems to cry for literally every and all reasons. Her poor father is simply just trying to get through the day and care for her with sunscreen, new furniture, and a silly snack, but no, that all gets ruined by tears and tantrums.
Oh, would you look at that, I've got 2 ice creams and they're both for ME.