Funniest Memes for People Who Are So Hungover Right Now They Swear They’ll Never Drink Again

So, I just turned 30 and was whining about how the hangovers are way worse now that I'm older. And some 40-something dude turns to me and says, "oh, I don't subscribe to that kind of thought." Then proceeded to say he parties hard and just powers through the hangover and it's fine. But seriously dude, what?? How can you "not subscribe" to your body feeling like a deflated balloon after a night of 7 shots too many? How can you "not subscribe" to the regretful late night Taco Bell come back up the next morning? How can you "not subscribe" to the jackhammer going off inside of your head?? Please, TELL ME YOUR SECRETS. When I questioned him he said it's because he "works out." If I could describe to you the kind of epic eye roll I gave that man, wow. First of all, excuse me sir, but I DO work out, EVERY DANG DAY. I also tend to eat pretty healthy. BUT I'm no health nut, I have a glass of wine with dinner probably every night and then binge drink every weekend like the rest of us adult millennials. So like, this hangover after 30 thing is real and I can't just "not subscribe" to my body yelling at me! Anyways… Here are some memes for those hungover with me today.

Posted by Elna McHilderson