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The Top 10 Trending 'Scottish Twitter' Moments of the Week

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    Invisibility cloak!

    Product - Invisibility Cloak for sale - £200 I'm holding the cloak in the first pic, wearing it in the second pic nee daft offers

    "Yeah, yer a good c*nt, Harree." -Cuntable

    "Should have just held a coat hanger in the first picture." -MC89MC

    "But it would make the coat hanger invisible." -poke-chan

     

     

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  • 2

    "This must just be a Scottish thing...."

    Font - Jack @jackwalsh_97 Overheard a lassie on the train 'I really like him, I just wish he'd stop wearing superdry'

    "Scouser here, I think our city is single handedly keeping Superdry and North Face afloat." -cOniFInG

    "North Face is super popular in the northeast of the USA, at least. Worn by either rich hikers or rich people who want you to think they're hikers." -cammysays

    "They're not that rich, the truly monied are wearing Arcteryx." -soulwrangler

    "I'm so sad Superdry has become a bit of a meme. I've got 2 bits of Superdry clothing that I've had for years and years and years and they're so comfy." -EllieIsNotOldYet

    "Superdry! Describes the women who look at you." -Theopold_Elk

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    I want this to be real ??

    Plant - Maw wid dae anyhin fur a tan shes following the sun ended up nexty the bus stoap

    "Where's that guy that could pinpoint any street? This looks like Aberdeen to me because of the granite building in the background." -dodgyd55

    "It looks like Brazilian dirt." -ColPow11

    "Polish trees." -Myrodyn

  • 4

    "Naw mate their mine"

    Product - Dylan O'Neill @DylannnONeilll Walkin the dugs n a guy asked are they jack russels? Naw mate their mine

    "Ah, Scottish. Sounds like they tried to weaponize English and it accidentally ended up hilarious." -CallThisAUsername

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  • 5

    "Blinds open is code"

    Font - DANNY? @RFC7293 'Danny why you single?' You been in your gaff all night aye? Bullshit Absolute bullshit Mate I walked by your house at 3 this morning and your blinds were open so you ovbs weren't in Bullshit Hows it bullshit A wenty bed at 2 or suttin My blinds are always open ya crackheed Absolute bullshit Bullshit Bullllshit Aye how? Wit? 14:05 04/08/2022. Twitter for iPhone You been in your gaff all night aye? Stop lying Daniel Bullllshit revisionaire I'm off my head aye ok your acto s

    "I'm confused, is the person messaging danny the girlfriend?" -SpermaSpons

    "Ah, that explains it. I thought these were two male friends." -PlasticPegasus

    "Just happened to be out at 3am......best not question that..." -Alohabob32
     

     

     

  • 6

    "From under the cock tree"

    Forehead - The G.O.U.T @jonathannalmond Plain clothes polis cuttin about catty asking people if they like Fell Off Boy DERCE ...
  • 7

    "Ma dugs don't even have bikes."

    Font - Daryl Gaughan @darylgaughanx The police came tae ma door and told me my dugs were chasing people on bikes ma dugs don't even have bikes
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  • 8
    Gesture - Kathleen @kathleenwho_ Stop making fun of Scottish people's accents... if we pronounce jury duty as "joory jooty" that's our business

    "why is this so funny ??" -finolawanks

  • 9
    Rectangle - Perry Sloan @SloanPerry when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom

    "I just laughed so hard through every one of those tweets. Crying. God bless the Scots." - spunkyfunkycrunchy

  • 10

    "What ??"

    Gesture - William Moon @SeanMoon95 Mad place that Newcastle. Bought a homeless fella a kebab last night and he told me he was a vegan...
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  • 11

    'Eres ay extra meme fer yer click

    Head - "Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fing get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fi Nap Queen

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