The Top 10 Trending 'Scottish Twitter' Moments of the Week

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  • 01

    Invisibility cloak!

    Product - Invisibility Cloak for sale - £200 I'm holding the cloak in the first pic, wearing it in the second pic nee daft offers
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  • 02

    "This must just be a Scottish thing...."

    Font - Jack @jackwalsh_97 Overheard a lassie on the train 'I really like him, I just wish he'd stop wearing superdry'
  • 03

    I want this to be real ??

    Plant - Maw wid dae anyhin fur a tan shes following the sun ended up nexty the bus stoap
  • 04

    "Naw mate their mine"

    Product - Dylan O'Neill @DylannnONeilll Walkin the dugs n a guy asked are they jack russels? Naw mate their mine
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  • 05

    "Blinds open is code"

    Font - DANNY? @RFC7293 'Danny why you single?' You been in your gaff all night aye? Bullshit Absolute bullshit Mate I walked by your house at 3 this morning and your blinds were open so you ovbs weren't in Bullshit Hows it bullshit A wenty bed at 2 or suttin My blinds are always open ya crackheed Absolute bullshit Bullshit Bullllshit Aye how? Wit? 14:05 04/08/2022. Twitter for iPhone You been in your gaff all night aye? Stop lying Daniel Bullllshit revisionaire I'm off my head aye ok your acto s
  • 06

    "From under the cock tree"

    Forehead - The G.O.U.T @jonathannalmond Plain clothes polis cuttin about catty asking people if they like Fell Off Boy DERCE ...
  • 07

    "Ma dugs don't even have bikes."

    Font - Daryl Gaughan @darylgaughanx The police came tae ma door and told me my dugs were chasing people on bikes ma dugs don't even have bikes
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  • 08
    Gesture - Kathleen @kathleenwho_ Stop making fun of Scottish people's accents... if we pronounce jury duty as "joory jooty" that's our business
  • 09
    Rectangle - Perry Sloan @SloanPerry when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
  • 10

    "What ??"

    Gesture - William Moon @SeanMoon95 Mad place that Newcastle. Bought a homeless fella a kebab last night and he told me he was a vegan...
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  • 11

    'Eres ay extra meme fer yer click

    Head - "Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fing get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fi Nap Queen

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