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Twitter Thread: People Choosing Cats As Their Very First Priority, Even When Dating

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    Font - ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl the queerest moment of my life was a first date with a cute girl that was going really well until she said “I hate cats" and I was like ohhh and she was like "should we just end this now?" and I was like "ugh. yeah probably" and then we hugged goodbye 3:53 AM - Sep 9, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 10.1K Retweets 1,309 Quote Tweets 258.6K Likes

    We have actually wondered in the past, considering the fact that we own cats, what we would do if our significant other told us that they hate cats. According to one of our granddads, the only correct thing to do would be to get rid of the cat, but… knowing ourselves, the chances are higher that we would do this instead. Priorities. 

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    Font - ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl kelsey, we never spoke again but if you see this somehow I hope you are very happy out there with a beautiful wife and a beautiful dog 5:47 AM - Sep 9, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 315 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 40.9K Likes ...

    We hope so as well. We hope that you both end up with the girlfriends and pets of your choosing. And we also hope - because it's only morally correct - that Kelsey has discovered that cats are not too bad and that they are, in fact, purrfect. 

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    Font - Ally McOuat @allallyally Replying to @ElyKreimendahl People change? I didn't like cats until I was 40 and met this fancy man, then all bets were off. Now I have two cats and zero clothes without cat hair on them.
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    Tableware - 5:59 AM Sep 9, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 302 Retweets 60 Quote Tweets 17.6K Likes
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    Font - Rachel Lyle @rachmariestudio Replying to @allallyally and @ElyKreimendahl First off, that man is very fancy and I love him. Second, I was the same way!! I thought I hated cats til I met this cutie & before I knew it I was wine drunk and climbing into the dog bed to disturb his slumber so I could snuggle him and tell him secrets
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    Cat - 3:36 PM - Sep 9, 2022. Twitter for Android 117 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 8,015 Likes
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    Cat - Micah (77%) @spacedrxgon Replying to @ElyKreimendahl my boyfriend did NOT want cats. Now I have 4 5:38 PM - Sep 9, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 164 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 16.6K Likes
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    Font - Darren Dare @darrenjdare Silver Fox out now Replying to @spacedrxgon and @ElyKreimendahl 4 boyfriends is a handful but whatever works for you 6:46 PM - Sep 9, 2022 - Twitter for Android 208 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 27.4K Likes ...
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    Font - Heather Ryebread @BotheringTrees Replying to @ElyKreimendahl Probably my biggest problem when I date women is being allergic to cats 4:01 AM - Sep 9, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 27 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 2,624 Likes ...
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    Font - Moira @MoiraVisoiu Replying to @ElyKreimendahl I went on a first date and he said "I have a cat... is that a deal breaker?" And even tho I was very allergic, it was in that moment that I knew he was the One. 3:55 AM - Sep 9, 2022 - Twitter for Android 9 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 2,190 Likes
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    Cat - Gretchen Nicholls @GbytheBook Replying to @MoiraVisoiu and @ElyKreimendahl I assumed he was going to be a one-night stand...but he had a cat. Now we have 3 cats, one human 5 year old, and had our 8th wedding anniversary this week. (The OG, a very good girl named Sidney Crosby.)
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    Font - Rebecca Troxel @RebeccaMarieT Replying to @ElyKreimendahl How can anyone hate cats?? Have they ever actually met a cat or are they just forming an opinion of them based on the internet? I mean I don't ever want a dog but I don't hate them. 8:21 AM - Sep 9, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 28 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 1,658 Likes ...

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