Fresh Tweets We Ripped From the Bird App (September 30, 2022)

Wasting time should be easy. Lord knows it passes by all too quickly. But somehow, even when we have a million different technologies, apps, and services to help us procrastinate or wile away the hours, we still encounter roadblocks. While sometimes the roadblocks come in the form of a poor internet connection or a dead phone, more often than not we're simply faced with content that we either hate or simply couldn't care less about. Twitter is one of our favorite ways to scroll ourselves to sleep, but, as we've discussed in the past, it still means having to scroll past a ton of garbage takes and political diatribes. To prevent you from falling to the same fate, we've collected another big batch of fresh tweets without the BS. It's the least we can do for our internet friends. 

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