13 Tweets About Dating That Will Make You Giggle A Lot (October 20, 2022)

Dating is my 7th hell. To be completely honest, I can't even date unless it has happened organically. I need two years of awkward sexual tension with a friend in order to want to date them. If you've spent any time on Tinder, Bumble, or Hinge you know- it's slim pickins out there. And then I tell myself, "maybe it's time to stop being so picky", and go on a date with the most comically awful person alive. Maybe it's ok to be picky. Sometimes it blows my mind when people tell me they've met their husband or wife on dating apps- surely Tinder is giving me terrible people just to mess with me at this point because I haven't ever seen husband material on there. I went on a Hinge coffee date once and when he stood me up (he slept past 3pm because he said his new mattress was too comfortable) he told me that instead of getting coffee, I should just come over and test out the comfy mattress. Instant phone number block. He then proceeded to DM me on instagram 15 times begging me to give him another shot, and then got mad at me for not responding. Isn't dating just lovely?

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