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My local farmers/community generously put out produce/clothing/canned goods for anyone to take if they need and someone wrote this (the produce really is not that bad!)
via u/tediousemail"Rotten is bad. But produce in grocery stores is usually under-ripe. Picture perfect is not usual.
I've been very poor. I'm just glad I didn't have small children then. I sure as hell would not bitch about free food." -Aer0uAntG3alach
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Pepperoni on what??
via u/SciFiLOL"Should've sent her a none pizza with meat on the left...." -Magellan-88
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She needs a sperm donor and child support.
via u/tensorblow"16 years old? "Natural breeding sessions"? ??????" -moimoisauna
"she wants him to terminate parental rights AND pay child support?" -halfofaparty8
"She's got that backward. If she wants a stud she better be prepared to pay stud fees." -beathelas
"That's an expensive lay." -jilsx
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Entitled neighbour brings the neighborhood wifi down
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Gave away a free futon on FB...
"you made someone shower today. i am proud of you" -Themetrios666
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You pay me $500/ month to be a live-in personal chef.
via u/brandoesco"Only caviar" ??
"It's a shame he can't go down the stairs because of all the caviar." -ShoeboxLandlord"The rent covers the monthly caviar cost." -Zoreb1
"He consulted a sturgeon, but his condition is inoperable." -LitreOfCockPus
"I love how not being able to go downstairs also means his arms are broken so he can't fold laundry either." -JDTexas84
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Is it against the law to withhold someone from checking their mail?
via u/R0yaltie"I'm not completely sure, but I believe that's a federal felony of interfering with mail delivery. Call your postmaster and ask." -NthngToSeeHere
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10 via youandmeandrainbows
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