Nocturnal animals are simply a mystery to humanity because they have so many skills that we, as mere human beings, don't have. For example, many night animals can see clearly in the dark, they can hear really well, and they can use their opposable thumbs to pry open trash cans and feast on the goodies that lay inside. See what I mean? Mysterious skills.
Raccoons are the kings of the night, especially in suburbia. Sure, there's the opossum and the common rat, but none are as intelligent, comical, and memeable as the raccoon. They waddle around with big woggling tummies and weirdly human hands just to taunt us into thinking that they're inferior. They live in the shadows until they're confident enough to venture out, usually walking on their hind legs, out into the light, where we can ogle at their plushy fur, silly bandit masks, and cute fluffy tails.
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