You have to live with the face you're born with, that's just a fact of life. But what do you do when you're born with a face of a conquerer, the face of a matriarchal bad bish, the face of a mean mo'fo with an attitude to boot? Well, you become prepared for a lifetime of being misunderstood and having people ask you if you're mad at them. To be totally honest, you probably weren't mad until they asked you that, and now, quite frankly, you're a little peeved.
It's not your fault though! You suffer from a common facial disorder called "Resting Bitch Face", which has left many crippled in their daily lives. Your eyebrows aren't pinched and angry, they're just fleeked out and shaped to kill. Your mouth isn't frowning, your lips are just perpetually pouty. You cant help that the light in your eyes is red and furious, that's just the way you were born. You're not mean, you're just too intimidating for the soft-faced people.
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