It's that time of the week again- the time in which we admit defeat to our cat overlords and celebrate their crimes. Yes, you read the title right. This listicle is indeed full of teeny weeny kittens. But don't let that fool you. The smaller the kitten, the more dangerous it is. Because the smaller it is, the more influence it has on you. The itty bitty kittens may not be big enough to commit the crimes themselves, but they will make you do it without you ever so much as realizing it.
And yet… here we are today. In fact, we are here every single week to celebrate and aww over the tiniest kittens of the week - otherwise known as the biggest criminals of the week. And you're here for the same reason that we are - you've lost to them too. They have officially stolen your hearts right out of your chests, and just like us, you don't care about that one bit lol.
What was this criminal doing under a truck at such a young age we will never know. All we know is that instead of calling the cops and instigating an investigation, these people took one look at those adorable eyes and awwdorable ears and pawdorable nose, and decided to take the criminal into their own home. And we can't even blame them.
"Londo Mewllari is here to eat gooshyfuds and muck up scorpions. And he just ate all the gooshyfuds. Today there were actual objections to being weighed and getting close-up photos! He gained another ounce from that lovely avocado bod."
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