Dogs that are politely quiet are usually looked at as well trained, pleasant, good with kids, the whole shebang. However, dogs that bork and bark and grumble at every living thing are sometimes a trigger to humanities fear receptors, reminding us that, if this were a wolf, it would probably eat us if it were big enough. Fortunately, in the modern age, that dog/wolf is really just a shitzu and I think I could probably win in a fight. People with little dogs never bother to train them to be quiet and mindful lil beans, instead they let them bark and terrorize entire neighborhoods with shrill squeals and manic shrieks. So even if your dog tries to be a good boy all the time and promises to behave, they may have a borkity barking moment where they absolutely lose their minds and go rouge. That's when your good boy has gone bad and rebellion has set into his bones.
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