Amusing Memes To Read Aloud

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    Font - MASSAGE THERAPIST: YOU'RE HOLDING A LOT OF STRESS IN YOUR SHOULDERS. ME: THAT'S SO IT DOESN'T COME OUT MY FISTS.
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    Font - Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog
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    Tire - Remember that annoying dude from senior year with the tricked out Civic? He's a dad now. H
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    Cat - Every year my cat forgets what a Christmas tree is and rediscovers the wonder.
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    Font - Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
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    Font - 9 Cade Lamb @Cade_Lamb PSA to all guys: Pinterest is the key. Girls have been telling us what they want and how to get them. It's in the pins. It's in the pins.
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    Sleeve - me gardening: me gardening on instagram:
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    Organism - Elder Rubber Asylum @Rubberasylum Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday? Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights We burn a Tesla in remembrance 4:06 PM 11/18/22 Twitter for Android .
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    Font - Old man: Can I get a veteran discount I fought in World War 2 Me as a cashier: Sure man. *Hands over purchased item* Old man: Danke! Me: made with mematic ICHIGA TE
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    Food - Dad: What kind of currency does Superman hate? Family: No idea Dad: Krypto-currency made with mematic
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    Font - Rob Yeo @robjyeo I saw Kylo Ren in Galaxy's Edge and told him he dies at the end of Episode 9 and he slapped the pretzel out of my hand 2:27 AM 19/11/2022 Twitter for Android. ● 158 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 2,472 Likes
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    Glasses - Me starting an OnlyFans page... 0:53/2:06 Crying and Eating Pizza CC
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    Brown - "Man, maybe life isn't about finding the perfect lamp, but finding the lamp inside you."
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    Cartoon - When you finally get a day off work and have time to finish all your errands Reality: L Hey, daytime whiskey, wanna meet my CD collection? Globa
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    Organism - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad If an employer ever says "We're like a family here" what they mean is they're going to ruin you psychologically 9:41 AM - 11/18/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Organism - If you have an organ donor card, you drop loot when you die
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    Font - Elon Musk @elonmusk 23h And ... we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol 46.3K Nina Turner @ninaturner 72.4K Replying to @elonmusk "It's not sinking! In fact, we're up higher than we've ever been" www 672K **** 9:34 PM 11/17/22 Twitter for iPhone 794 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 13.3K Likes
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    Font - Schlongarius the Hung @schlongarius I have obtained the memory mattress and the gravitiy blanket. Once I acquire the time pillow and duvet of truth, I can perform the nap of power. 5:16 PM - Sep 14, 2022 531 Retweets 377 Quote Tweets 7.2K Likes 27 :
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    Ingredient - Schrödinger's Butter Cookies Both cookies and sewing supplies at the same time CELEBRATING 50 OF ENJOYMENT WA 2000- TO BE HE ROYAL DANSK 1966 Danish Butter Cookies No preservatives or coloring added No preservatives or Danish Butter Cookies NET WT 64 OZ (4 LBS) 1.81 kg e coloring added ROYAL
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    Wood - Finally found a use for all the wine I drank this year.
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    Head - DAVIDEOPRO Memes by DVP SENTANT "Time is absolute" - Isaac Newton "Time is relative." - Albert Einstein "Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks." - Karl Marx "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." - Ford Prefect "Cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite." - Zathras "If you fall, I will catch you, I will be waiting... Time after time." - Cyndi Lauper "This is no time to argue about time. We don't have the time." - Deanna Troi "People assume that
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    Wood - Text Us Please don't hesitate to text us at if you see anything that needs our attention. We want to make this campground as relaxing and comfortable as possible for our guests! Thank you! Text Us (TRANSLATED FOR TEENAGERS) sup? HMU at if you see anything that is sus or cringe like IDK a toilet that got REKT or something. TBH we high-key tryna glow-up this campground. can't stop won't stop until this place straight up slays. need your help fam. Ty
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    Property - The House By the Railroad, painted by Edward Hopper, 1925 Addams Family, 1964 Beetlejuice, 1988 Psycho, 1960
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    Aqua - "I'LL DRINK TO THAT." -me to everything
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    Sleeve - JED-I Clampett MAY the "WHHEEEE-DOOOGGIE" be WITH you
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    Cartoon - New book... Clifford the Big Red Dog Gets the Zoomies, Killing 17 and Injuring 159 8383 3-6 jjuc
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    Font - Y.O.L.O.U.Y.H.H You only live once unless you have horcruxes
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    Wheel - My exhausted body trying to fall asleep: . My brain: Showtime! ff FREEFORM
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    Head - When she thinks you're going to show her the world, but you're actually headed to Shady Pines
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    World - When my brain goes on a little adventure instead of being present for the conversation I'm having: & Sigmund

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