20+ Holiday present ideas for sassy, snarky gift-givers

Shopping for holiday presents for every single person on your list can be quite the challenge. Many families deal with this by sending out a list of gift ideas, and some even send links to the online items to make your shopping easier. 

But there's always a few people who don't want to send a list. And then, they get what they get, and they don't get upset. If you're still looking for ideas for some of the sarcastic people in your life who don't know what they want, look no further. Below are 20+ ideas for silly geese giving gifts to fickle friends, and half of them are not even terrible ideas. 

After that, read about this dude who literally ordered a nothing burger, and showed the internet what he received when the food delivery service showed up. 

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    Product - Gift not included We always get each other ironic gifts, my little sister killed it this year
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    One man's wife got him an iconic monogramed pajama set

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    This person gave his girlfriend goalie gloves because "she's a keeper"!

    Smile - Because she's a keeper JA MALONE
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    Thems fightin' words!

    Handwriting - Chris- For christmas, I got you $25 worth of lottery tickets. I went ahead and Scratched them off for you. You won $2. Here is that $2. Merry Christmas! Nicole D. 5 PEDERAL EST ENOTE THE UNITED STATES OF AMER E 7340 PER ALL SEATE THE NOTE E E 75870211E 5 Benda شه 5 ALTER BUC AND PROTE ZONE DO E 758702 WASHINGTON
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    Rectangle - Gift not included We always get each other ironic gifts, my little sister killed it this year
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    Organism - EVERY YEAR, I ASK MY FAMILY FOR VISA GIFT CARDS FOR CHRISTMAS. I THEN USE THE GIFT CARDS TO BUY THEIR PRESENTS THE FOLLOWING YEAR. made on imgur
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    Water - I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present I am a 400 year commitment Please think hard before you give someone a Greenland Shark this Christmas.
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    Send out these cards, tell everyone to have whatever the heck kind of holiday they want

    Rectangle - Have a Christmas. Have a Christmas.
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    Glasses - ISEE YOU BUY CLOTHING AS A GIFT FOR PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW THAT WELL I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
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    Handwriting - Smartwool, ULTRAMFY SOCKS P BEN WE DID NOT WANT YOU TO GET COLD FEET BEFORE THE WEDDING LOVE NONA GRAMPS
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    Sleeve - My friend constantly rips on the game and refuses to buy it so I decided to get him an early Christmas gift. M MadnessInKL 8,592 Views F Give Emerald whing you a day YOU. PLAY THIS. XBOX 360 : ARK SOULS
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    There must be someone in your life who could rock the Handerpants

    Joint - HANDERPANTS HANDERPANTS HANDE
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    This shirt is sure to stir up some drama!

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    Hearken back to the iPod days!

    Gesture - I'll let you know that I chose the free engraving for my brothers christmas gift 5,841 Views • December 10 2012 CAUTION: Do not insert product into anus. iPod 40GB F CE > :
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    This person found a startling suggestion on Amazon

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    This pirate took the joke gift in stride

    Beard - Gave my pirate-loving landlord his Christmas gift last night: January's rent. In coins. His response: "You're both awesome and a huge a 10,571 Views • January 3 2012 :
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    Light - For years, my dad put a pizza pan on his Christmas list, and I refused to get it because it was too boring of a gift. This year, I finally broke down and got him one. And I got it engraved. 8,157 Views • December 19 2012 Fine. Here's your COMMERCIAL pizza pan. :
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    Organism - GOT MY GIRLFRIEND EARRINGS FOR XMAS HER EARS AREN'T PIERCED AND APPARENTLY NEVER HAVE BEEN imgflip.com
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    Facial expression - I think they should invent a toy that only works when kids are whispering And then if they go above a certain volume, the toy sets itself on fire. exhaustingexistence: this lady knows what she's talkin about
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    This mom got REALLY creative with wrapping up dozens of dollar bills into Tootsie Rolls!

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    Light - My father has a prosthetic leg. This is a gift that my aunt gave to him for Christmas. Needless to say, our reaction was absolutely priceless. 5,944 Views • December 25 2012 OH SNAP! >
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    And finally, these Grandparents sent their grandkid an "Xbox Disc"

    Brown - E-ma WSHOA P. O. Box 620231 L Cut out this form and return it with & Recreation. We are a volunteer com dues of $25 per family are used to s eowners' Associat Woodmar Se Tab Caps Lock Ctrl Shift Q Fn A 2 Z Happy Birthday Bradley! M S FA B #3 E D Ait 13 $ 4 R F % 5 V T G A 9 B (23) Y & 7 HP (30) U N We got you the Xbox Disc you wanted! The guy at the store said it was the most popular disc. You can take it back to Blockbuster if you want. The boys said that you would like this! 8 Love Gra
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    Oops?

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    Nah, they wrote, "Kidding! Here is $60 to go buy Fallout 4!"

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    What a great sense of humor. 

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