A Thread of Hackneyed Jokes and Memes That Should Probably Go Extinct

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    Rectangle - ElytraXD • 7d S 30 Awards Your mom jokes. They're old and they've been done by pretty much everyone. Just like your mom ... Reply 32.5k
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    Font - birchmoss 6d The perfect x doesn't exist- ... Reply 9.4k
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    Rectangle - pper_lord • 7d 1 Award "Spontaneous funny situations" that are clearly staged. ... Reply 20.9k
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    Eye - BurlieGirl 6d "That's it, that's the tweet." ... Reply 9.5k
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    Rectangle - jammerx20 6d 3 1 Award Quiet kid jokes, they're always so predictable and the punchline is always the same ... Reply 6k
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    Font - smol1_6d 2 Awards "Tell me x without telling me x" Reply 9.4k
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    Rectangle - RUk1dd1nGMe • 6d 3 4 Awards Today years old. It was funny exactly once, now it just sounds idiotic Reply7k
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    Rectangle - Xanthyria. 6d 1 Award "Not the x we deserve but the x we need" or whatever it is. For every single damn thing ... Reply 20.9k
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    Font - Hi_Tony • 6d 2 Awards Item doesn't ring up at register..."That must mean it's free!" ... Reply 15.6k
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    Rectangle - MDC08. 6d 2 Awards "Tell me you don't know "I you don't know I mean, fuck that one from inception. ... without telling me Reply 10.8k
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    Font - OysterLucy 6d ● "Thank you for coming to my TED talk" after a paragraph Do people still attend TED talks? Reply ↑ 4k ↓
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    Font - Old Timey Medicine • 7d 1 Award Asking about cars extended warranty Reply 3.3k
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    Rectangle - Pansukki • 7d FUCKING OHIO MY BRAIN IS GETTING DESTROYED BY IT ... Reply 2.1k
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    Font - Appropriate-Tour-540 • 7d 4 Awards The "I hate my spouse" jokes. Nobody thinks it funny if someone is miserable in your marriage, and you just come off as an ass. ... Reply 11.2k
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    Rectangle - Dash Underscore • 7d 1 Award "Sir/Ma'am, this is a Wendy's." Overused to death, and many times I see it it doesn't even work as a response. Reply 42.7k
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    Font - The Superginge. 6d S No one: Not anyone: 6 Awards Not even ever: Me: "this joke format was fucking annoying when I first saw it let alone the thousands of times afterwards." Reply 12.8k
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    Font - Really Sampy • 6d 31 Award Maybe not a joke but I wish it would die: "I don't know who needs to hear this but..." on socials. Like, you're not some damn channel receiving important messages from God. Also, of COURSE you don't fucking know who needs to hear it, you're saying it to like 500-10,000 people? How would you ever know? It's just a stupid way to sound like "oh man, I super don't even wanna make this video, I'm kinda embarrassed and shy but...wow it's just SO important cause someon
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    Rectangle - MistbornSynok. 6d 31 Award You've heard of Elf on a shelf... Reply 3.8k
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    Human body - thewolfinthenight. 7d You working hard or hardly working? Reply 10.2k

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