A Thread of Hackneyed Jokes and Memes That Should Probably Go Extinct
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the perfect joke doesn't exi—(put a finger down if you've heard this one before). That's it. That's the tweet. Not the joke we deserve, but the joke that we need. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Sometimes the internet feels like a bunch of bots regurgitating the same tired jokes ad nauseam in every comment section known to man. Whether it's out of irony or not, it doesn't matter. It's not funny. Cut it out! If you're on the same page, then you'll probably agree with this comprehensive list of overused jokes, comments, and memes that no one would miss if they disappeared forever.
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"I was reading this while laying in bed and I laughed so hard your mom rolled over and asked what was so funny." said u/dma1965.
"Saw the punchline from a mile away, just like your mom" said u/netflix-ceo.
"Yeah well the whore store called they are all out of your mom" said u/Whole_Tip504. -
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"Worst tiktoks I've seen are people asking 'strangers' on the street 'I'll pay you $100 to go to Japan and do X', and the tiktok is just a 30 second travel vlog. Like cool, you wanted to travel, you don't need to trick your viewers to be interested" said u/PennyCDL.
"But they do have to try to trick people to watch because they aren't really worth watching." said u/bennypapa. -
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"This comment, right here" said u/ChocolateChip2019.
"This guy right here, officer" said u/gxddbou.
"How do I delete someone else's comment?" said u/khornflakes529. -
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"Whats worse is that's it's actually usually not 'the quiet kids', it's usually the kids that you can see being a problem a mile away. The Columbine kids weren't bullied, they were the bullies" said u/PapaBradford.
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"Just here to say I'm done with the 'put a finger down if you' followed by three minutes of a crazy story followed by the person putting a finger down." said u/FattyTheNunchuck.
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"This and every other canned reddit comment. For example:
'Instructions unclear. Penis now stuck somewhere supposedly humorous.'
'Here's a poor man's gold'
'Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.'
'Fuck around and Find out'
'You sir just won the internets'
'Yes officer, this post right here'
'And my axe!'
'Thanks I hate it'
Edit: 'Can't believe my top rated comment is about generic topic'
Edit 2: 'Thanks for the gold kind stranger'" said u/TheCouncil0fRicks.
"Don't forget 'I also pick this guy's wife'" said u/Roozyj. -
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"sigh when I was a waiter it was always:
'Hey guys, anything else I can get for ya?'
'hOw AbOuT a MiLlIoN dOlLaRs???'
Hardy har har. I havent heard that one 3 dozen times tonight" said u/Slyrunner.
"I once replied to a customer with, 'We don't have anything on the menu as cheesy as that.' His whole family laughed at him and I got no tip and a nice talking-to from my shift manager." said u/itsmeazp. -
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"It's not even a joke, it's just people being condescending" said u/ExquisiteURL.
"I recently asked about how the plaintiffs in a certain lawsuit had standing, and someone responded, 'Tell me you're not a lawyer without telling me you're not a lawyer.' Gee, ya think? If I had a law degree I wouldn't be asking people on reddit questions about standing. Hilariously absurd." said u/gimpwiz. -
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"'I hate my wife.'
'Father, I cannot click the book.'"said u/Sunny64888. -
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"POV [point of view] is getting on my nerves. You can just caption it without the "POV" and it works" said u/archfapper.
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"Now get ready for joke that went broke" said u/KungThulhu.
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"I'm hardly laughing." said u/Murder_Not_Muckduck.
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