Greatest Hits: Writer tweets about extra cringey coffee shop date she's overhearing in real time

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    Drinkware - 'She keeps politely asking him questions. Not once has he asked her about herself.'
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    Organism - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Watching a couple on what appears to be a terrible first coffee date at the table next to me. Dude is every precious self-involved writer.
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault "I'm writing a screenplay. It's about this guy who never really feels like he fits in. Like he's just different"
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault "People tell me I look like James Franco."
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault : Replying to @anne_theriault She keeps politely asking him questions. Not once has he asked her about herself. Wait he just asked if she'd ever dated a writer wtf
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault "Writing is really hard. People don't know that. It involves a lot of introspection, a lot of wrestling with your own demons."
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault He's now complaining about the "body" of the coffee, telling her he knows a place that doesn't over-roast their beans.
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault Girl works for a non-profit. Dude is condescendingly explaining to her why most non-profit models don't work, he looked into making one once
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault Every single thing she mentions he "did that one time, with my buddy" and is now an expert in
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault Girl: I actually love cooking Dude: Oh god you should try my puttanesca sauce, my friend who's a chef says it's even better than his
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    The flags...they're turning red...

    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault : Replying to @anne_theriault "A lot of my friends are having kids but I don't know," *self-conscious laugh* "I can barely take care of myself let alone a baby."
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault OH NO NOW HE'S TALKING ABOUT HOW HIS FEAR OF HAVING CHILDREN STEMS FROM HIS DADDY ISSUES AND I CANNOT
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    She's witnessing the breakdown of this date in real time, it can't get better from here.

    World - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault Girl has a look of mild panic.
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault Girl just looked at her phone in feigned surprise. "Oh weird, I have a text from my mom." I just snorted audibly, turned it into fake cough
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault Dude, oblivious: "oh yeah? That's awesome, I don't think my mom even knows how to text"
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    The old "I left the stove on" excuse, a classic escape plan.

    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault Girl: "yeah, she's, uh, worried she left her stove on. she's in a meeting and can't go home. I'd better go check for her."
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    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault Dude: do you want to go and come back? Girl: It's pretty far. Maybe we can do this again next week? I'll text you. OUT THE DOOR LIKE A SHOT
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    It was a true tragicomedy of the mid-2010s!

    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Replying to @anne_theriault He just opened his laptop and started typing. I hope it's a sad story about his life.
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    In a follow-up tweet, she shared that women truly resonated with this tale, while men were shocked, shocked I tell you, to hear of this wild story.

    Font - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Responses to my bad date live-tweet Men: you're so mean and I bet you made this up anyway Women: I have been on this exact date
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    Organism - RPG RPGHour Studios | free palestine | on haitus @RPGHour ... HOUR Replying to @anne_theriault @anne_theriault I had a friend that is similar to this He just had to go on a double date with me and my gf at the time We just sat in awe
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    Font - Kasaix @KasaiKnight Replying to @anne_theriault @anne_theriault You live-tweeted a bad first date. That is the greatest thing I've seen in a long time. I tip my hat to you, madam.
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    Font - Mx. D. E. Anderson @diannaeanderson Replying to @anne_theriault @anne_theriault I RT'd earlier but forgot to reply to say, "YES I HAVE BEEN ON THIS DATE, down to faking a text to get out of it."
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    Font - Todd Lamothe @Todd Lamo Replying to @anne_theriault @anne_theriault @JulieSLalonde I am a man and I have seen this same date played out before. Men, ask a question then shut up.
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    Font - PEN Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell Replying to @anne_theriault @anne theriault I've been this date. I hope the dude grows out of it.

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