Funny Memes to Help People Over the Proverbial Hump

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    Hair - it's always "come on barbie, let's go party" and never "come on barbie, tell me all about your day"
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    Property - When some dude rolls up in a lifted truck with a nutsack on the hitch Small Penis Ha @forgednfast
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    Cartoon - When my brain goes on a little adventure instead of being present for the conversation I'm having:
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    Bird - I left you shiny things plz respond
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    Font - Icarus stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ Oedipus' mom Too close to the son 10:33 PM 2021-08-18 Twitter for iPhone 2,907 Retweets 147 Quote Tweets 21.9K Likes ...
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    Art - God: Hey Ezekiel you didn't eat those plants did you? Ezekiel:
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    Font - ● Things the Ancients taught me: ● Lapess ● antonomase Right is right even if no one is doing it ; wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it. (Augustine) Be patient and tough; someday this pain will be useful to you. (Ovid) Nothing is hopeless; we must hope for everything. (Euripides) He suffers more than necessary, the one who suffers before it is necessary. (Seneca) What a woman says to her ardent lover should be written in wind and running water. (Catullus) What cannot be said will b
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    Dog - When someone is crying and you don't know what to do u want water?
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    Font - Brian Sims @BrianSimsPA Without question, the weirdest people in my life have also been the most supportive & interesting people in this life. Weird rules. Stay weird. 9:10 AM - 7/16/20 Twitter for iPad
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    Product - J@Jewlieee_L. 1d My melatonin gummies melted in my Zoloft bottle and now it's like an antidepressant nerds rope 369 Albertsons market 1191 R 6431 VEGER JULIEANA TAKE ONE TABLET BY MO ME DAILY 23 DAF ANGELA LOVELL ERTRALINE 50 MG TAP NO OLOFT SO MG 16.1K 191K ↑ ...
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    Font - Had to get a new washer dryer (17 yrs! Thanks Maytag) and the guys installing it asked "you didn't make this your wife's Christmas present right?" "No" "Cause the guy at the last house did and that was a bad scene man"
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    Bottle - Bartender: "I make the best Bloody Mary. It'll change your life." Their Bloody Mary: HEINZ 57 A HEINZ PHALE @bread_loafington
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    Organism - Chickens after the price of eggs went up VĪ 744
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    Font - Liubov Tsybulska → @TsybulskaLiubov In Kyiv a woman knocked down a Russian drone from a balcony with a jar of cucumbers. How did they expect to occupy this country?
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    Cloud - TURNS OUT ALDERAAN HAD THE BEST TERROIR IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY
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    Font - Duck @arealduck In biology, measuring reptile and amphibian length is typically done "snout-to-vent" meaning tip of nostril to cloaca. I propose that we rename it "booper-to-pooper." Thank you for your time. 1:13 PM Dec 4, 2022 571 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 5.7K Likes : 27
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    Nose - *minutes later* made with mematic OMG The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. Japanese firemen's jackets from the 19th century
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    Toy - Welcome to Cretaceous Argentina! We have... Everything BIG you ridiculous puny and tiny normies!
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    Nose - Ancient Michael Jackson isnt real! He can't hurt you. Ancient Michael Jackson: heeheegypt
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    Liquid - Remember to Stay Hydrated
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    Food - Nestle HAWKPOCKETS PREMIUM PEPPERON PIZZA with reduced fat mozzarella cheese in a seasoned GARLIC BUTTERY CRUST MADE WITH. (100% REAL CHEESE PER 1 SANDWICH 310 6 CALORIES SAT FAT 30% DV 10₁ 3 630mg SODIUM SUGARS 26% DV PROTEIN 19% DV 20% DV SEE NUTRITION INFORMATION FOR TOTAL FAT, SAT FAT & SODIUM CONTENT CALCIUM U.S. INSPECTED AND PASSED ET DEPARTMENT OF 2 COOK THOROUGHLY NET WT 9 OZ (255g) PACK KEEP FROZEN SERVING SUGGESTION AGRICULTURE EST.7721A
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    Organism - some days i want nothing more than to just kra Klaraklassilä: Dalla SHED THIS FUCKING MEAT PRISON OQ @nebuloustrash
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    Font - fortzancudo i think it's very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You 6qubed the only stat we care about changing changing the enemy's hp stat to zero
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    Vertebrate - FELLAS if ya girl has long legs dummy thicc thighs and is vegetarian SMILE THAT'S NOT YA GIRL that's Apatosaurus louisae
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    Font - todaysbird today's bird: this Taiwan blue magpie mind-if-i-scream I'm sorry, I just love how you're pointing at him and he's looking at you like he wants to fight jird feral-69 Why's he wearing jeans lavenderek
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    Bird - Belted kingfishers in my friend's head: Size of a night heron, terrorizes rivers and lakes, creates giant splashes before flying away with entire pike Belted kingfishers in real life: Barely bigger than a blue jay, eats minnows
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    Organism - Mmmm, no, very mammalian Casey Zinkievich @C_Zinkiev Went on a date with a guy I really like. I dressed nice, did my hair, gave him an extensive 30 minute lecture on coelacanths, yet I haven't heard from him the only thing I can think of is perhaps I did not provide enough information on coelacanths?? Fish people pls advise 11:52 PM 24 Mar 20 Twitter for Android
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    Food - Welcome to 2022 We have: A dinosaur! Another dinosaur! A dinosaur! o Vade retro, Satanasaurus! A crispy fried dinosaur! Another tasty dinosaur!
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    Tire - HER: "IBET HE'S THINKING OF OTHER GIRLS" MHER ME: "SCOOBARU"
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    Product - lis... 19m Mustard Account li'l The rare somber mamma Mia hand Reuters @Reuters. 1h Fresh pizza vending machine prompts curiosity and horror in Rome reut.rs/3tk5d7u ISTRUZION 1. 2. he ONEA CON DO POOK
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    Hand - DAPHY GKG Publishing numerous studies on the benefits of genetic diversity 44 oz Having ten children with your cousin 134 Sprite PUSH Charles Darwin Cok PUSH
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    Outerwear - Goth girl: "A Protestant called me Satanic." imgillip.com Mary, mother of Christ: "Same."
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    Textile - Roosters evacuating Key West in paper burritos so they don't fight each other. robotlyra Carefully packaged rage
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    Font - ret @rad_milk when someone offers me a scrumptious morsel, you know i'm on my “don't mind if i do" type shit 6:15 PM 2022-07-14 Twitter for iPhone . . 8,479 Retweets 139 Quote Tweets 60.7K Likes
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    Glasses - Listen, if theres no mountain cooler im not going @shittywinememes EN STRA CAPRI SUN Posvet takker Pacific Cooler Med Fruit Face Drink Blend NOUT SURINAM WELCO CAPRIS UN A MOUNTAIN COMER The pacific cooler is just plain flabby. The mountain cooler is by far a superior expression of Capri Sun. The green apple notes and terroir really shine through.
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    Food - continental breakfast rack Di istock CONTAINE iStock derty image iSto by Getty ist analytic breakfast Metfresh OTEHNIC 1541 Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11337 HEXAGONS (FLAVOURLESS) PESONCE BEDS A $2.99 Aug 25, N CUT SOURSE LO
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    Rectangle - I need advice Nevermind I already did the stupid thing
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    Cartoon - Tea drinker OFFE PEANROASTING Coffee drinker Red Bull addict @DINDLICH
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    Photograph - Horses get farted on more than any other animal
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    Bird - Me, normally: Me, when I detect a bird outside my window:
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    Ingredient - so you're telling me my son Wh dried these tomatoes?
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    Dog - me: forgets to pause meditation music before leaving my dog when i arrive home:
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    Furniture - hunting for apartments and nowhere in the unit description do they address the refrigerator painted to look like Stewie from Family Guy? www

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