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'Can I get 20 creams and 10 sugars?': 25 Coffee drinks so strong and sugary that they could propel you into outer space

Once you work at a restaurant that serves coffee, you realize just how weirdly people take their morning beverage — loaded up with creamer, sugar, and flavoring. 

When I worked at a restaurant, I always was weirded out by people who would order a small coffee, and then add 10 sugars, 15 creams, and 5 pumps of flavor. It would cost extra money, and there would be literally a tablespoon of coffee in the drink after adding all that other stuff. But there were regulars who ordered their drinks like that every single day! I suppose there's no need for me it yuck their yum. 

However, these coffee aficianados below have shown off some really over the top Starbucks and Dunkin' orders. I just want to know how the woman who ordered the coffee with 30 shots of espresso and 30 shots of mocha is doing?! Is she okay? Surely it can't be good for the human body to digest 30 shots of espresso on the regular, but I'm not a doctor. 

Luckily, I've looked up how much is the maximum amount of espresso one should have in a day, and you theoretically shouldn't have any major medical issues until you surpass 75 to 150 shots, but don't try it at home, obviously. Can't we all just drink a regular coffee with like two shots? For health reasons? Until that day comes, check out these utterly unhinged beverages below. Maybe you'll find inspiration for your own coffee outing! 

Up next, continue on your caffeination journey with this story of a barista's prank on a bad customer. Did she go too far, or was she justified in her prank? 

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  • 1
    Food - erin @trvlytragic Replying to @INTERNETM1LF thinking abt him... Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 7 * Giovanni * Vt Pmkn Frp No Ice Heavy Cream Double Blended Ex Vanilla Powder Triple . 4 pumps Vanilla Ex Caramel Drizzle Extra Whip Blonde Ex Cascara Topping 2 pumps Frap Rst Cof 2 pumps Caramel Sauce 4 pumps Pumpkin Sauce 11-Dec-2020 11:03:06 AM Store 20891 Mobile > MOBILE< 10:55 PM 3/4/21 - Twitter for iPhone :
    Via anlyin
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    Drinkware - @yourgirllstar Replying to @INTERNETM1LF worst memory working at dunkin DUNKIN DECAF "Can I get 20 creams and 10 sugars" DUN ICED LATTE ICED TEA BLACK CREAM SKIM 10:07 PM 3/4/21 Twitter for iPhone :
    Via anlyin
  • 3

    The Americano of nightmares!

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    Via gocameltoe
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    World - ★★ @abigailmnguyenn Replying to @INTERNETM1LF once a man got a trenta cold brew with 10 add shots and 10 pumps of white mocha. he drank it in front of me. im not sure if he survived that 10:24 PM 3/4/21 Twitter for iPhone ... ●
    Via anlyin
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    Drinkware - human plushie @INTERNETM1LF can i legally make this drink Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 1 *Christin Quad Espresso 30 Shots In A Venti Cup 30 Pumps White Mocha * 04-Mar-2021 1:17:03 PM Store 10300 Reg 1 > CAFE < 11:24 AM 3/4/21 Twitter for iPhone
    Via anlyin
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    This person said her mom gets this drink... Christin I hope you have literally taken flight from the energy provided in this drink.

    Liquid - Item 1 of 1 Items in order: 1 Christin* Quad Espresso 30 Shots 30 Pumps White Mocha Wm Ots 0 Mar 2021 1.14-43 PM Store 10300 Reg > CAFE <
    Via @xcindykt
  • 7

    The rose topping is the perfect final touch

    Font - jordan abrham @jordanabrah Replying to @INTERNETM1LF Not as bad as the one I got last week That fin Join S STA Plongez da des l lascrivez-vous a Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 1 * John Vt Carml Frapp Light Ice Coconut Milk Blonde Affogato Add Shot Lt Blsm Rose Topng 3 pumps Caramel Sauce 3 Add Frapp Chips 3 pumps Toffee Nut Syrup Double 27-Feb-2021 1:22:41 PM Store: 4762 Mobile > MOBILE < 6:24 PM 3/4/21 Twitter for iPhone :
    Via anlyin
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  • 8

    This person has discovered TikTok 'hacks'. There's no way that blueberry/mocha/French vanilla combo tastes good!

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    Via r/barista
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    Fluid - OGindatrap @OGindatrap Replying to @INTERNETM1LF I just want to add some of my favs. it's not about length it's about wtf am i making. also 2nd pic still makes me cry, i'm not salina, but i think your man loves you sis Item: 2 of 2 Items in order: 2 Gr Cup Of Water Extra Ice Double Blen led 22-Dec-2020 15:34 PM Store 60322 teg 4 > DRIVE-THRU < DECAF Item: 2 of 2 Items in order: 2 *Salina I Love You Gr Americano Ex Heavy 6 pumps In A Venti Cup Quad 13-Jan-2021 63032 Store 00322 M > MOBILE
    Via anlyin
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    Fluid - Hailey @Joycemxnor Replying to @INTERNETM1LF i think 6 shots and 20 pumps frap roasts is almost as frightening Item: 1 of 2 Items in order: 2 Vt lcd Tatd Wm lood 9 Pumps Tstd We Moo Light loo Nonfat Add Caramel Crunch 20 Frap 6 Shots 10-Feb-2021 6:34.15 PM fitore 0870 Reg 4 > DRIVE-THRU < 7:36 PM 3/4/21 Twitter Web App
    Via anlyin
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  • 11

    They don't let you pull stunts like this anymore, unfortunately

    Ice cube - STAKS Stare PAY Mokybe. Dallas, TX (294) 213-1225 ********* OK 725300 05/24/2014 11:06 AM 1855900 Drawer: 1 Reg: 2 VI bean Crefr 60 Shot Micha White Mocha Add Noche Drzl Add Cerane Drz Protein Powder Add Hazint Drizzle MSR REWARD Cash Change Due ********* Check Closed 05/24/2014 11:06 AM Your Savings Today ts: 154.75 46.00 0.60 -54.75 0.00 $0.00 0.60 0.50 New Caffé Espresso Frappuccino(R) blonded beverage. Our Signature Fracouogtno(R) roast coffee and fresh alba, blended with ice. Top
    Via tehtariksghost
  • 12

    Raymond, buddy, WYD?

    Rectangle - Sophia @Shutupsof No one even came to pick this up.... Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 1 * Raymond * Vt Strwbry Crm Frp Light Whip Ex Hol Sugar Spr pumps Honey Blend Ex Tstd Hny Tpng Double Blended Light Ice 1 pump Crml Brulee Sau Ex Crbri Top Ex Pumpkin Topping Ex Praline Topping Ex Dark Choc Curls Almond Milk 3 pumps Toasted Wc Sauce ime 1:32:36 PM Mobile MOBILE < :
    Via @Shutupsof
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    Light - max @moncler Replying to @INTERNETM1LF personal favorite of mine I like to get at my local Starbucks Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 1 *Wasp Cup Wasp C Wascup Waxp Cup Vt Cup Of Water No Water Wasp
    Via anlyin
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  • 14
    Font - @luvjustincash Replying to @INTERNETM1LF I HAVE A USUAL WHO JUST WANTS BLONDE SHOTS TO FILL A HOT VENTI CUP AND WILL COME BACK MULTIPLE TIMES THRU AND SIT THRU A LONG ASLINE TO MAKE HER DRINK OVER IF SHE DONT LIKE IT 10:48 PM 3/4/21 Twitter for iPhone ● ●
    Via anlyin
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    Liquid - karina (≥ V≤)o...:*☆ @karinaanoellee Replying to @INTERNETM1LF I think about this drink all of the time at first Meeling- de joy to your d cks Rewards. BUCKS Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 1 ● Humoud * Vt Blonde Roast Xtr Car Bru Top Xtr Drk Choc Curls 7 pumps Tstd Wc Moc 2 pumps Patch Sauce 4 pumps Toffee Nut Syrup Cream * Ex 6 pumps White Mocha 8 Shots 25-Feb-2021 12:38:46 PM Store 21086 Mobile > MOBILE < 19 9:29 PM 3/4/21. Twitter for iPhone ...
    Via anlyin
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    Font - r/barista. Posted by u/Hour Prior5896 3 days ago I am nervous for this lady A woman comes in to my shop every day and orders the same thing; a 16 oz white coffee mocha with three extra shots of white coffee. I did the math for how much caffeine that is and its 475 mg. She also orders the drink only warm so she can chug it as soon as we hand it to her. So that's already concerning, but yesterday she ordered it with four extra shots. That's a whopping 570 mg of caffeine. I'm worried about h
    Via r/barista
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  • 17
    Drinkware - Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 1 Kourtney* Gr Wht Mocha Steamed Light Foam Lt Caramel Drizzle Lt Mocha Drizzle Extra Whip Sub Binde Espresso Vanilla Powder Choc Pwdr 1 pump Caramel Sauce Upside Down 3 pumps White Mocha Time 7:40:40 AM Mobile Do not microwave. This ca Careful, the beverage your
    Via anlyin
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    Font - Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 2 *ZANA * Why Gr lcd Cofw/Milk 1 pump Vanilla 3 pumps Hazelnut Syrup 2 pumps Sf Vanilla In A Venti Cup No Classic 1 pump Toffee Nut Syrup Heavy Cream 2 pumps Sf Cinn Dolce Time: 11:39:10 AM Mobile >MOBILE< Send a chat
    Via anlyin
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    Communication Device - e. hot or Order Tender Functions Mekya Wheeler Gr Latte Triple 24 pumps Caramel Syrup Extra Hot Extra Whip Ex Mocha Drizzle Ex Caramel Drizzle Add Caramel Crunch In A Venti Cup Banana Nut Brea QUESTION Warmed Subtotal: Tax: 8799 3.95 0.90 0.50 0.60 0.60 0.50 Ask Customer if t $ 10.20 $ 0.84
    Via anlyin
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    Font - ὸνό @IAm12_00am Replying to @INTERNETM1LF Throwback r/starbucks Posted by u/Kaestorm • 4y 30 espresso shots in a Venti cup 18 Yesterday in the late afternoon someone ordered 25 shots in a venti cup and then ended up with 30 shots. She is actually a regular at our store however, it was my first time meeting her. She said she takes it to drink throughout the day. My coworkers always joked that we were drug dealers and yesterday I realized they kinda weren't joking. On the bright side we now
    Via anlyin
  • 21
    Drinkware - league of legends hate acct @_thatguyjohnny__ Replying to @INTERNETM1LF speaking of cursed drinks Item: 1 of 3 Items in order: 3 . ** TI lcd Pch Grn Tea Liquid Cn Sugar Iced Mocha 18 Feb-2021 7:01:08 PM Stran 14285 Reg 4 > DRIVE-THRU < 11:51 PM 3/4/21. Twitter for Android 20 :
    Via anlyin
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    Food - Replying to @INTERNETM1LF Thinking about when I had to make them Hellooo free cl La Lanaleh @lanaleh IN em 1 of 2 ams in order: 2 Kennedi Gr Cafe Vn Frapp Vila Bean Padr AV A Frap Rat Cof Add Shit de Espresso TN Sy * Kennedi * Gr Cafe Vn Frapp >MOBILE< Receipt # 789885 9:26:48 AM Suo Binde Espresso 4 Prps Caramel Sauce 4 Purps Caramel Syrup Sf Cinn Dolce De Pvd Frap Rst Cof Add Shot 4 Purps Sf Vanilla 44 Toffee Nut Syrup Light whip Ex Caranel Drizzle Light Cinn Powder Lt Vanilla Powder Ex
    Via anlyin
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    Font - 12:10 AM 3/5/21. Twitter for iPhone Time: 1 of 2 tems in order: 2 *Robert* 4 Ex Vt Serious Strwbry Coconut Milk Vanilla Bean Pwdr >MOBILE< Lt Mel Drizzle Extra Cinn F cha Drizzle Vanilla Powder Add S Lt Autumn Topping Lt Pumpkin Topping fo Topping Extra Whip Ex Cb Whip Cream 1:33:33 PM ato Add Shot Item: 2 of 2 Items in order: 2 *Robert* Vt Sc Mocha Frp Heavy Cream Extra Ice 2 Add F Double Blended 2 Be Chips 2 Banana Caramel walt Torizzle zie Topping DA Ex Sa Lt Mod Ex Vanilla le Lt Ci Ex
    Via anlyin
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    Font - Replying :) yay L @lunaamonet to @INTERNETM1LF DECAF Item: 2 of 2 Items in order:2 . Vt Dblshot On Ice 12 Shots Blonde Ristretto Ex Caramel Drizzle Ex 2% Milk No Classic 8 Pumps Vanilla 8 Pumps Car Brulee Trenta Cup 22-Feb-2021 12:51:18 PM Reg 1 > CAFE < URINK 6:53 AM 3/5/21. Twitter for iPhone ...
    Via anlyin
  • 25

    At the end of the day, maybe more coffee shops should implement this person's persuasive sign:

    Handwriting - MEMATRA MEMATA SEMAT ESPRESSO ESPRESSO Try a PLAIN BLACK COFFEE! P It's Easy! It's what Your It's Cheap! dad drinks!
    Via Imgur

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