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Wildest & Wittiest Tinder Conversations Of The Week (January 31, 2023)

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    'i don’t think anyone can beat this'

    Product - 7:27 1 < Matthew YOU MATCHED WITH MATTHEW ON 8/21/20 Gor plans tonight? Cause I could definitely think up stuff we could get creative with it Sat, Aug 22, 2020, 9:10 PM Apparently as of today I am now homeless so, while I obviously would also enjoy getting to know you intimately I also would be happy if I had a couch to crash on.
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  • 2

    'Don't dunk on them too quick for asking height'

    Font - Hey! About to hop in the shower - let's do 7 How tall are you?! Thanks! :) Hahaha of course Just picking shoes haha Perfect 5'8 We still on? Okay
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    “Hello I’m in a relationship and looking for someone to cheat with” what in the f

    Azure - 2:07 Jack Hey - just wanted to let you know that you're drop-dead gorgeous. YOU MATCHED WITH JACK ON 1/25/23 Awwww why thank you 5G So what's the story behind the No face picture? Today 1:49 PM Of course. So, the reason I blocked my face is because I'm in a relationship. (Long-distance and long-term). I'm on here looking for a FWB-type situation, something ongoing, not a one time thing. Totally understand if you're not interested, but just wanted to be up front from the beginning. Today
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    'Age Gap? This guy is 39 and and I am a 42. I felt like bringing up the fitness, financial, intelligence and decency gap.'

    Font - ED Wednesday 19:30 When you arrive, I've got us a table inside Awesome almost there Today 17:03 I felt you are really great Anika but to be honest -- and I am totally to blame for this -- I never really considered the age gap enough until after our date, (within the context of possible future children, not appearances -- you look great) Today 19:38 Read Thursday Yes, definitely felt we were on different playing fields. Good luck getting what you need. Delivered
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  • 5

    'I’m a man of many qualities'

    Font - Caring, smart, nice. Nice Today What do you like in a man? I'm one of those!! No, smart Delivered
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    'He didn’t respond again after this.'

    Font - Darius YOU MATCHED WITH DARIUS ON 1/17/23 Hello Gorgeous You have pretty feet?? Fri, Jan 20, 8:02 PM Regular feet. What about you Sent
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    Font - Charline Pay for sex? Charline Hace 17 min Yeah, you can pay for sex. 60€/h. You to me. 50? Charline Hace 6 min Hace 10 min Oh, sorry. I charge 60€/h. How much do you charge? Hace 2 min Charline Hace 2 min Ok then you pay only 10€.
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  • 8

    'Country vs. Techno'

    Organism - What music do you like the most? I like country music, what about you? Electronic music:) You mean like mobile phone ringtones?
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    'A bit frustrated. I'm not going to risk my safety--i hate how people don't understand I wish to meet in public first before privately'

    Purple - Nope. How you feel about cuddling and chatting lol Looking to keep someone company for a little bit That would be quite nice, where are you located though? I wouldn't mind a coffee date or something as well I'm in And we can do that soon as well, just definitely hoping you might be down for some cuddling and massages tonight 9:57 PM Haha I'd rather meet up in a public setting first if thats okay! Nevermind then 10:36 PM
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    Product - GIF Tae Today 7:36 AM Are you a cigarette? Cuz I wanna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth Today 5:16 PM Oh sweet Jesus Imao Today 5:41 PM Very well done sir plus with the photos that def show your someone who is fun to be around and more then likely makes everyone laugh Figured as much Lmao. How'd I do? Type a message... YES. So when's this date? Oh shit we have to actually date on this thing SEND
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  • 11

    'Am I crazy?'

    Azure - 8:00 tonight? Im chilling, no plans. Someone was trying to human trafficking me earlier but I uno reversed them and they got mad about it. Lol. Is that right? Well you must be particularly good at uno to have executed such a strategy. You should tell me about all about it over a game of pool. Yes Alright. When might you be proposing? I mean since you're so encumbered why not tonight, I've got a table at my place. Today 7:47 PM Type a message Like in your home? Thats a really big red flag
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    Communication Device - 6:49 Search Austin YOU MATCHED WITH AUSTIN ON 1/20/23 Would you bang shrek?

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