'Be ponctual and reliable': 20 Job Advertisement Typos and Fails

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Feb 1, 2023 4:00 PM EST

There's nothing more disturbing than looking for work online and finding job postings written by absolute idiots! Keep scrolling below for a look at these job advertisement typos and fails. For more compilations like this, check out these bad movie reviews!

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  • 01

    Perhaps they meant Taylor Swift...

    Font - iDK @ SCR Saga @kevinkaywho Found a job opening that requires 8+ years of Swift experience. Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago. 8/18/17, 2:05 PM
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  • 02

    Business is a singular word!

    Blue - Profile This business are hiring based on attitude over skill set and are seeking the right candidate who is proactive, hard-working and uses initiative to support a team. You will be able to juggle conflicting deadlines and be highly organised and efficient when completing tasks.
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  • 03

    Hmm that can't be right

    Blue - If you have the above qualities and can work part time or full time please send your CV to brian@westcoastsafety@westnet.com.au
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  • 04

    Apparently they really need someone named Ben

    Font - To succeed in this role, you will need to: • Be well presented with excellent communication skills Have a mature and positive outlook Have an ability to work autonomously Ben accurate and have excellent attention to detail • Be reliable, flexible and adaptable • Be an Australian citizen or Permanent Residenct
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  • 05

    Process's? Seriously? Who thought that was correct?

    Rectangle - Skills and experience • Civil Engineering experience preferred • Excellent Relationship and Communication Skills • The ability to follow process's • Able to Multi Task Computer and IT savvy (various programmes) Deliver exceptional levels of Customer Service • Attention to detail Ability to Problem solve and think outside the square • An interest in Administration, Accounting and learning new skills
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  • 06

    Whoever wrote this must not be a great "Edcator"

    Blue - Assistant Edcator YMCA WA Perth > Rockingham & Kwinana Work for a values based, not for profit organisati Education & Training > Childcare & Outside School Hours Care
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  • 07

    "Exceptional without exception"

    Font - Delivering the exceptional without exception every day. At MSS Security we pride ourselves on delivering unforgettable experiences that customers will talk about for years to come. YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS
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  • 08

    But what if I don't have previous experience in "immediate start required?"

    Font - All about you! In addition you must have previous experience in the following areas: Immediate start required Experience in Customer Service or Retail essential Strong work ethic and organisational skills Basic computer skills Ability to learn new procedures and systems Flexibility to work across different stores within the region Availability to work weekends mandatory
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  • 09

    Why all this capitalization?

    Font - FAIL Skills and Desirables: -Attention to detail, including good Grammar -Listening, Recording & Communication Skills -Process Driven -Approachable, outgoing with a Friendly Disposition -Experience with Excel and Emails
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  • 10

    Are they looking for a carpenter or a magician?

    Blue - Carpenter Job Small carpenter and gardener job handyman jobs you need to have some tools like drill, saw etc about a days work doing lots of small things, like vanish a window, fix a lock, trim a bush rate is $30/hour Hourly Rate Casual
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  • 11

    If you're providing full training, why do you need SO much experience?

    Font - from Perth CBD. Permanent position 10 minutes from Perth CBD • Full training provided Role: • Handle all customer enquiries including general and technica queries Process inbound information and escalate if required Manage daily workload and ensure all KPI's are met Administer all customer enquiries • End to end management of assigned tasks and inbound information • Sharing of information and knowledge with team • Database management Requirements: • Minimum 3 years experience as a Client
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  • 12

    Manor? What is this, a gothic novel?

    Blue - • Perform mechanical repairs of fixed gauges Operate and troubleshoot equipment/ instrumentation required in the work of technicians • Assist with set up and cleaning of training areas during training • Ensure all radiation gauges are stored in a safe and efficient manor
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  • 13

    No one said anything about this being overseas?

    Blue - This key operational role will oversea our day to day team responsibilities in our corporate office whilst creating clear
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  • 14

    I'm always ponctual!

    Font - Follow though meticulous Be comfortable accepting Be ponctual and reliable Have a strong interest in
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  • 15

    I have plenty of quifications!

    Blue - • Work for a leading not for profit disability services provider. Opportunity to make a difference in the lives of others Be a part of a supportive and passionate team. ● ● Looking for passionate staff that have a quification or experience to assist clients living in the Subiaco, Webley Downs, Alkimos & Yanchep. Save
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  • 16

    No need to repeat yourselves!

    Blue - Your skills and experience The ideal candidate will have previous experience in an administrative focussed role in a large complex setting. Experience working with a diverse range of stakeholders, working in an office environment and/or corporate environment; Intermediate skills with the MS Office Suite of products in particular Excel, and strong skills in organization, written and verbal communication, time management, and problem solving. We look for candidates with outstanding skills a
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  • 17

    What an original concept!

    Rectangle - This position would suit a team player who can also work autonomously that has strong verbal and written communications skills as well as a high attention to detail and time management skills. So, the same as every other job then?
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  • 18

    I love working the in business hours!!

    Blue - This is a full-time role Monday to Friday working the in business hours. You will be working from our Subiaco office which is located in the new Westgate Building, 420 Bagot Road (cnr Railway Road) Subiaco, just near the Daglish train station.
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  • 19

    "Proficiencirs" is so far off! I really am concerned about who wrote this!

    Blue - Skills and experience To be considered for the role you must possess the following • A minimum of 1 year administration experiencE • Advanced computer skills with proficiencirs in MS Word, MS Excel, MS PowerPoint and MS Outlook. Proficiency with Reckon APS is ideal but not necessary. • The ability to prioritise tasks & request assistance when
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  • 20

    What job is part-time AND Monday-Friday plus weekends? That's more than full-time!!

    Blue - The Position: Starting immediately, we require two Weighbridge Officers to work Monday - Friday at the recycling centre to direct visitors to the appropriate areas for disposal of material. Please note these positions are part-time and will involve weekend work.
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