I could never be a lawyer. This is partly because I do not care about the law that much. I have never wished I could spend the rest of my life engaging with legal documents. From what I've heard, law school is a terrible idea for people who are not passionate about it, so that would never work for me. As the writers of one of the only critically acclaimed CW shows, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, one said:
Don't be a lawyer!
Don't do it, quickest way to ruin your life
Don't be a lawyer!
Not worth it, it'll leave you dead insideThe job is inherently crappy
That's why you've never met a lawyer who's happy
It's a guaranteed soul destroyer
Don't be a lawyer!
If you have already become a lawyer, there's nothing you can do now but watch shows like Ally McBeal and cry! You already drank the Kool-Aid, so you might as well sit back, relax, and scroll through some relatable lawyer memes.