Facetious, is the word of the day and the perfect word to use to describe a cat. It describes treating serious issues with inappropriate humor, much like how a cat might act nonchalantly as they place their bottom upon your mouth while you sleep, in some wretched attempt at waking you up. Aside from catching mice, birds and bugs, one might say that being facetious is the cats' main calling in life. It is as though they plan it, in great detail, waiting for you to go to sleep to carry out their evil plans.
If you happen to be thinking about adopting a cat, then take a look at the list below and see how you feel after seeing the pandemonium below. If you make it through the list and still want to adopt, you are truly worthy of the title 'cat hooman'.
Well, in cat terms, "You open it, I go in it". In the past this has applied to cupboards, boxes, bathroom doors, front doors and even the covers on the bed. But now we add to the list of things that should never be open around a cat, the ceiling, yup, the ceiling can never be open around a cat.
Ah clean, dry, hairle….. wait no! We know, we know, this is horrible, this is your nightmare we know because it is ours too.
All week you spent hours clearing your clothes from piles of fur, you waited for the wash you needed something that didn't have a design in the colour and smell of your cat for once. Oh, such futile dreams.
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