‘I’m Gonna Get You for This...’ : Man Enacts Petty Plot for Revenge Following Property Damage Inflicted by Tyrannical Neighbor

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    Font - Posted by u/Michaeld256 18 hours ago Poured porridge on my car... phone you all night I live on a small side road and it's never really busy and loads of parking. However one night after returning from a late shift at around 11pm I found that there was a religious event at the local churches and there was no parking.
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    Font - I managed to find a small spot however it overhung on my neighbours driveway slightly however was in no way blocking him in. I felt bad but I was tired and it shouldn't have caused him any problems. I wrote a note with my number and asked him to give me a call if he needed me to move it when he woke up in the morning.
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    Font - I woke up the next day, literally 7am on the dot. I got a phone call from a house number. I answer, and it's my neighbour screaming down the phone that he's going to have my car towed away. I told him to calm down and that I'll move it now. I went outside and found that he had poured porridge all over my windscreen and left a cone on the roof.
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    Font - I knocked and asked he why he did that to my car, to which he replied "Shouldn't have parked on my drive, now move your car" and slammed the door. I was furious!
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    Font - I moved my car for fear of further breakfast related items being thrown at it and I thought about how to get him back. I then realised that I now had his house phone number and I was working nights that particular day. So come 10pm I go to work and every half hour I call his house phone until he answers then immediately hang up.
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    Font - I did this for two full nights and honestly felt so good hearing the frustration in his voice.
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    Font - Pavlova-Princess +1.18 hr. ago Were you tempted to fling the porridge at his front door? 261 Reply Share Michaeld256 OP - 18 hr. ago Aha I wanted to but it was raining so it had just like dissolved down to the oats and was just everywhere. Reply Share 159
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    Font - Valuable_Ad_742 - 17 hr. ago Are you using a phone that can be traced back to you? Reply Share 40 somebodyelse22 15 hr. ago +2. Find a payphone somewhere and write on the wall," For a good time call xyz1234567" - you get the idea.
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    Font - MysticStorm1 +1. 14 hr. ago Bathroom stall, better if in a dive bar. 58 Reply Share National Impress_3 46 +1-7 hr. ago Came here to say this lol
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    Font - SnooWords4839 +3 - 17 hr. ago Toss some birdseed on his car! Reply Share 103 rowdyfreebooter - 6 hr. ago I always find a bottle of concentrated dishwashing liquid on the windscreen works well. Wait for rain and watch the suds fly down the freeway, the gift that keeps on giving (smiles)
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    Font - +2 - 10 hr. ago . No_Proposal7628 I wonder how the neighbor's mind works that he thought pouring porridge on the car and putting a cone on top made any kind of sense at all? At least you got him back. 52 Reply Share
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    Product - mcsluis 6 hr. ago Buy some random key's attach a card with his phone number and dump the keys at random places around the city.. People will call that they found his key.. Reply Share 20 Rarely Recommended - 4 hr. ago "Generous reward if found." 9 Reply Share
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    Font - Purple Station 7030 7 hr. ago OP, you need to think long game here. Do little things you know will annoy him but he can't prove you did while hopefully getting to see the fruits of your labor. Reply Share 17
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    Font - CoderJoe1 +4 - 16 hr. ago Get a truck load of gravel delivered in the mouth of his driveway. Bonus if his car is trapped in the driveway. 39 Reply Share
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    Product - badpuffthaikitty Sic the Mormons or the JW's on him. Tell them he wants to talk to them. 34 +3 - 11 hr. ago . 12 Reply Share Apostmate-28 - 8 hr. ago Send them both Reply Share
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    Font - MunmunkBan +1 - 6 hr. ago Sign that number up to as many telemarketing companies you can find. 5 Reply Share Cfwydirk +2 - 16 hr. ago That's how you do it. Call anonymously from work phone. Beautiful! 24 Reply Share

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